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Cole Palmer has been deducted 75 FPL points for being a fukn loser, and will end this GW with -69 points.

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Harry Wilson to Villa almost done now. Agreement in place with Fulham and also player side.

Fee around £15m, Wilson wants immediate European football and Emery's project is a major factor.

Medical at Bodymoor Heath this weekend.

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BREAKING: Salah shatters dongus in training, will NOT feature vs the Cherries in today’s PL kick off.

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BREAKING: Kevin De Bruyne has agreed terms with Aston Villa. City’s asking price of £45m not a problem. Announcement expected later this week.

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BREAKING: Salah. Sprained peenus. Again. More to come.

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@discoandhaze How about you source my (lugk)nuts bro

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BREAKING: Merseyside officials POSTPONE derby match tomorrow citing unsafe conditions for fans. More to come.

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BREAKING: Haaland off injured, looks like a pulled peenus.

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BREAKING: Salah broke off his peenus in training yesterday. He faces a late fitness test tomorrow ahead of Liverpool clash with Spurs in the capital on Sunday.

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BREAKING: News from Anfield, Salah with a broken peenus and ruptured nuts in warm-up. Diaz takes his place in line-up.

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UPDATE: Likely to start but be subbed off after 10 minutes

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BREAKING: Jota suffers calf strain in warm-ups, Darwin likely the replacement before kick-off.

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BREAKING: Porro "pulls up with a peenus strain," out for today's opening match vs Leicester.

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@FPL_Bodhi Hang in there bruv 😘

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@BenCrellin I respect everything you do. I just think people should wait to pass along information until it’s confirmed. Too much going on atm.

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@BenCrellin Rumors.

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@BenCrellin Still not announced...

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@HeartOfTheHolte Shocking really

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@MainManMina @VitinhoXLFC Nah watch the replay “big fella” - Mina was way out of position.