When Kobe was 34 years old and had 4 straight games averaging 16/8/7 on 39% fg and 7% 3pt, then a week later scored 4 points in 35 minutes, while having the highest salary in the NBA, not one Laker fan said he should take a pay cut
The craziest thing about that Lawrence cheap shot was how unusual it was — nobody has crushed a QB like that in years. Just an immediate brawl. That hit was from like 1982.
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blackout drunk in the garage while my son takes his first steps. My wife begs me to look over but I’m staring at our roof, wondering if the height could break my legs. “No.” I whisper.