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a tad batty

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thinkin abt alvin in the femur breaker

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professor said she assumed id be doing something horror for our film critique being seen can be so nice sometimes

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what for you bury me in the cold cold ground

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who else been recast by their friends for the new season !

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we all got that one homie that doesn’t see us as a person

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my new hobby is making myself mad

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okay but what if my cognitive distortions are funny can i keep them

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water tastes so yummy

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google how 2 make friends not bored of you

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who up falling in love with their dysfunction

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mall pretzels

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@lilahhive hey man ark has an ankylosaurus it is that serious

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when will they invent caffeine that doesn’t make you think all your friends hate you

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that moment when your unhealthy core belief is reaffirmed

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just got groups assigned and now the unemployed people in the project are talking about self-setting deadlines less than 24 hrs from now. i work til 1am gotta blow my shit off

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real class activity is playing with play doh

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i think im in a sitcom

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who up telling tall tales and spinning narratives

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wire in my bra broke n i still got 3 hours at work end my suffering

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6 hours of parking costs more than my hourly wage how cooked am i