Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻

Enjoying my life with 🥰👩🏼 👩🏻‍🦰👱🏼‍♀️👧🏼👶🏼🥰. Code tinkerer. Check @JoolsiSocials for our geo-based slow media app. 🧑🏼‍💻 New project AioriQ 🤖||🧠

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@rupali_codes Not in my 20 years of coding. Am I missing something?

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

The battery drainage is not from overusing the AirTags to locate something! They're either in their usual spot or accompanying me on daily adventures.🔋⏳ I only embark once a month on a quest to find my keys when the kids played with them in the yard. 🧐 #BatteryConundrum

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

Yo, tech buddies! 👨🏼‍💻 Can we talk about AirTags for a sec? 💨🏷️😅 Mine seem to munch on batteries like they're snacks! Tried different brands, but no luck. Anyone else dealing with this battery gobbling mystery? 🤔🔋 #AirTagIssues #BatteryHunt

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

How to trim my little tree?! 🌳 #tree #office #desk #developer

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@branbergen Gefeliciteerd! Mooie aankoop @branbergen. #newVentures 😉

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@ericlbarnes What's your faverite app?

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@ericlbarnes WireGuard. Easy app to connect to my different Pi's at different locations.

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@pikacodes Did you put them on the case or the Macbook?

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@BatsouElef 20+ years... and nope. 🤓😉

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@codewithdary Maybe it means more like the synonym, "crud" => any substance considered disgustingly foul or unpleasant, to some #devs. 🤓🤣

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@disssbi_ Did you create this yourself? https://t.co/CVhFDRYTG0 If so... sick! 👏

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@TheKrPrince Mac since November 8th 2007 #gettingOld? || #experience?

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@iamjonjackson The place where we get our beans for the office ran out of the beans we always get. They only had 750 grams left yesterday. The delivery was late and after arrival the beans need to be roasted et cetera.... I feel an #officeUprising coming from our #developers today.😉🤓

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

6/6 Got it up and runnig with the right Droplet and variables. Never forget scaling a server is a whirlwind adventure that defies logic! 🤯 Just remember, embrace the weirdness, and keep those apps zooming like caffeinated cheetahs! 🐆⚡️ #TechMysteries

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

1/6 Things just got weird in the @DigitalOcean
universe! Never had this before withg one of our Droplets. Same app setup, different Droplets, different load speeds?! 😱🐌 Let's dive into this mind-boggling mystery of Droplet sorcery! 🧙‍♂️💻#SpeedPuzzle #ServerSecrets

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

5/6 From hardware capabilities to network optimizations, it's always a rollercoaster ride of variables! Like expecting identical twins to have the exact same athletic prowess, each server dances to its own speed.💃

[Ilja Vinzenz 🧑🏼‍💻 @iljavinzenz]

@branbergen #chrisIsNotImpressed 😉