BEWARE: Dick Gazers

I'm kinda, sort, most definitely weird AF....and my sense of humor is odd, merp :L

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

Hashtag niggahs be like, put a +18 on the evite, and I said what I felt no rewrite

[Crystal Navarro @CrystalNavarro4]

When you realize how much of a fuckboy he really is lol

[Logan Tingler @Doctor_LoTi]

Better wear a latex 'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

The people who will be DD'ing on Halloween will be the real MVPs

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

Its almost Halloween....I wonder how many basic bitches will dress like a cat

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

@FatBoi2394 jk man, not bad, look different

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

"@FatBoi2394: Fresh Cut 💈😎 http://t.co/vD5GkjyJMY"

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

"@Javi_Aviles: You are just as fucked up as i am"

[Logan Tingler @Doctor_LoTi]

Going through memory lane ain't no joke

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

I fucking hate you, yet why can't I stop talking to you >_>

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

I'm the man forever, they can't let a niggah live cause the life is better

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

Been jamming to B.I.G and tupac lately, classy

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

It's just Monday and I've already put in 38 hours at work O_o

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

First strip club experience, not too shabby

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

I choose my preworkouts based on label intensity, the amount of words I can't pronounce and kill count #Gains

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

Only people that have said my car is ugly are people who can't afford it, people are gonna hate no matter how well your doing

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Couples who wear "I'm her's" and "I'm his" are soooooo gay

[BEWARE: Dick Gazers @illKICKAPUPPY]

Last name Tucker, first name Dick

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I just don't see the upside to joining a fraternity or a sorority, well asides from the parties it just sounds like your paying to fit in...