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[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

Benjamin Netanyahu 🇮🇱 is a war criminal.

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🇺🇸 A video of President Trump is going viral after viewers spotted what appears to be his lookalike standing right behind him. 👀

The clip has left social media asking the same question: What exactly is going on here? 😭😂

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🚨🇯🇴 JUST IN: Dozens of prominent Jordanian political, cultural, national and tribal figures have joined forces in a statement demanding the removal of foreign troops from Jordan. 📢

⚡🇮🇷 At the same time, air defence systems have been activated over Tehran. 🛡️🚨

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

URGENT 🚨

Sources report that 🇮🇷 Iran has targeted an 🇺🇲 American ship!

An American ship crossing the Strait of Hormuz has been successfully targeted! 🔥🔥

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

Something is changing in Indian politics. The opposition is no longer just reacting. It is taking the fight straight to the government.

And Priyanka Gandhi is emerging as one of its strongest voices.

There’s a fire in her politics that reminds many of Indira Gandhi.

A storm may be rising in Indian politics… 🔥🇮🇳

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🚨 JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇸

New UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham has given the green light for U.S. forces to use British bases for strikes against Iran. 🇮🇷

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

⚡️BREAKING: An Emirati vessel came under a massive missile attack, causing widespread destruction and severe damage to the ship.

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran carried out a strike on a highly secretive enemy headquarters in the 🇦🇪 UAE, allegedly eliminating several prominent enemy leaders. 🔥🔥🔥

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran has expanded its campaign against U.S.-linked infrastructure in the Gulf, allegedly striking an Amazon data center in Bahrain and oil infrastructure in Dubai.

The IRGC has also designated 18 American tech companies including Microsoft, Intel, Cisco and Google as potential targets.

This could mark a major new phase of the conflict, with the battle expanding from military targets to critical technology and digital infrastructure. 🇮🇷🇺🇸

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🚨 The state of press freedom in the world’s largest democracy should concern us all.

🇮🇳 India stands at 157th out of 180 countries in press freedom even below 🇵🇰 Pakistan, which is ranked 153rd.

India, which proudly calls itself the world’s largest democracy, ranks 157th out of 180 countries in the 2026 World Press Freedom Index.

Just look at the company India finds itself among in the bottom 30:

Ranks Country/Territory

180 🇪🇷 Eritrea
179 🇰🇵 North Korea
178 🇨🇳 China
177 🇮🇷 Iran
176 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia
175 🇦🇫 Afghanistan
174 🇻🇳 Vietnam
173 🇹🇲 Turkmenistan
172 🇷🇺 Russia
171 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan
170 🇧🇭 Bahrain
169 🇪🇬 Egypt
168 🇳🇮 Nicaragua
167 🇩🇯 Djibouti
166 🇲🇲 Myanmar
165 🇧🇾 Belarus
164 🇾🇪 Yemen
163 🇹🇷 Türkiye
162 🇮🇶 Iraq
161 🇸🇩 Sudan
160 🇨🇺 Cuba
159 🇻🇪 Venezuela
158 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates
157 🇮🇳 INDIA 🔴
156 🇵🇸 Palestine
155 🇹🇯 Tajikistan
154 🇱🇦 Laos
153 🇵🇰 Pakistan
152 🇧🇩 Bangladesh
151 🇰🇭 Cambodia

This is what has become of the world’s largest democracy.

A democracy is not defined by elections alone. A truly healthy democracy needs a free, independent and fearless press. 🇮🇳📰

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

“Modi must apologise to the students for police brutality & bring reforms in the education system”

🇮🇳 Rahul Gandhi

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🇮🇷 Iran TARGETED the 🇮🇱 ISRAELI EMBASSY in Manama, Bahrain 🔥🔥

[Shekhar @kahani_sunayein]

कायरता की भी हद होती है। न प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस, न जवाबदेही, न कोई इस्तीफ़ा, न कोई शर्म। कुर्सी की इतनी चाह कि आडवाणी जी के लिए उम्र की बाउंड्री तय हो गई और खुद के लिए कोई सीमा ही नहीं। ये कितना शर्मनाक है, कितनी कायरता है। मैंने इतना डरपोक और वाहियात नेता नहीं देखा।

कांग्रेस की जिन-जिन कमियों से ऊबकर इनको चुना गया था, ये तो उस सबके भी बाप निकले। पेट्रोल की कीमत, डॉलर की वैल्यू, पेपर में धांधली, भर्ती में धांधली, किसान परेशान, मज़दूर परेशान। कोविड की मौतों का तो कोई हिसाब नहीं। सेना के जवानों की शहादत भी चुनाव के समय याद आई। आप लिखना शुरू करें तो लिखने में भी घिन आ जाए।

ख़ैर, कर्म सबका वापस लौटकर आता है। आपका भी आएगा। घड़ा भर चुका है। देखते हैं कितने साल और टिकेंगे।

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

Well, karma always comes back around. Yours will too. The pot is already full. Let’s see how many more years you manage to hold on.

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🇮🇳 Rahul Gandhi has been released. 🔥

Even the British couldn’t keep a Gandhi in jail for long… Modi and the BJP are no exception.

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

🤡 Electing a clown means expecting a circus. 🎪

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

On the ground, listening to students recount the police brutality they've endured. Story after story. Injury after injury.

I met a young boy whose face was covered in bandages as he quietly described what had happened to him.

No democracy should answer peaceful protest with violence. This is utterly disgraceful

-Shashi Tharoor

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

We need a leader like him. A man with a "Spine of Steel."

[Shekhar @kahani_sunayein]

सब चंगा सी...

[President Vladimir Putin Parody @VladimierPutin]

The country's student is saying - "We have no future."

And this government's ministers are saying - "We won't lose our seats."

In a country where students lose their future and ministers don't lose their seats there is no justice at all.