Ilana

she/her 6’4

[Ilana @illaimia]

@TheRealNoahLau i will think about it.

[Ilana @illaimia]

alas i’ve discovered another mf who doesn’t like tomatoes wtf did i do to deserve this

[Ilana @illaimia]

i keep surrounding myself w mfs who don’t like tomato like????? grow up

[Ilana @illaimia]

i love people that laugh at everything bc i could literally make the dumbest most unfunny joke and they will still laugh❤️

[Ilana @illaimia]

u shart ONE time and suddenly bitches lose respect for u

[Ilana @illaimia]

men w vsco accounts r hoes automatically

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i'm not even that unhinged y'all are just cowards

[Ilana @illaimia]

maybe they were right when they comparison is the thief of joy or whatever

[Ilana @illaimia]

a single screenshot from my texts with kimberly portillo and u will never view either of us the same way ever again

[Ilana @illaimia]

BRUH WHY TF AM I GETTING BODY ACNE NOW WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

[Ilana @illaimia]

i feel like u don’t forget ab people u just stop attaching emotions to them

[Ilana @illaimia]

@seamedrelic1 yeah okay virgin

[Ilana @illaimia]

when is this bitch gonna realize that she ain’t even getting section leader

[Ilana @illaimia]

I swear tO JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF I WILL QUIT BAND TEST ME ONE MORE TIME UPTON

[Ilana @illaimia]

just heard someone admit they were 3 in 2008 don’t text

[Ilana @illaimia]

men are so boring like wtf u mean ur not gonna chew the gum i just took out of my mouth

[Ilana @illaimia]

guys what if i have erectile dysfunction

[Ilana @illaimia]

june SUCKS!!

[Ilana @illaimia]

@rooker_sam @robin2dstan both!!