samantha 🍓

cool cat mom + wife

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

I met Noah’s 90 year old grandpa for the first time the other day and the first thing he says is “oh she’s good looking!!”

honestly what a compliment coming from someone who is 90

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

always awkward telling the older generation I met my husband on bumble

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

glad I moved out of Utah the whole state is on fire basically

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

@SadlyxChris Bigfoot Java has a 44oz iced latte I purchased by accident one time because I asked for a large 🥲

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

One of my favorite ski resorts is literally on fire right now 😭

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

@SadlyxChris I didn’t know that I will see if I can find one that will fit! None of my neighbors have them so I’m just like you are ok with suffering??

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

90 degrees no ac in my apartment is criminal

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

@SadlyxChris Side to side but they are huge like how does this work?? I’m trying to find the standing one you put the hose out the window but people bought them all 😭

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

@SadlyxChris My damn windows don’t open the right way for the window ones so I gotta figure this shit out I currently have 5 fans 😭

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

Sometimes I walk outside and I’m like damn I really live in Washington it’s so beautiful here

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

Well I didn’t expect to see someone get ran over by a city bus today

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

hell ya northern lights tonight

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

brother I am so fucking sad

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

how unfortunate

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

instead of 2 back to back weekends for EDC they should have done one in October again :/ I yearn for spooky EDC

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

my electric bill in Washington is more than my electric bill was in the middle of summer in Vegas and I don’t even have air conditioning wtf

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

queen of ordering a bunch of kids meals on DoorDash when I don’t know what I want to eat

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

starting to wonder I will ever feel like a real person again

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

The Pizza Hut delivery fee is $7.49 and it’s only a mile and half away from my apartment 🥲

[samantha 🍓 @illbeyourocean]

very humbling waking up thinking I got my bonus today but it’s actually not until next pay check 🥲