arlo.

an ugly, ugly boy.. with bad hair

[mau @rllydu]

do i want to add a fried egg?? what kind of question is that? yes add the fried egg. fuck you

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@angerrcat i still don’t believe you..

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

insectacoleoptera. insecta coleoptera. it’s the class and order of beetles

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

so did everyone just think my instagram username says cleopatra or was it only like fourteen people? because rn it’s feeling like everyone thinks it says cleopatra

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@angerrcat it shows thank you so much

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@himekuya yes, you wanna triple call w belle while we choose fits?

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

lrt giggled a little i’ll be real

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@himekuya WHHAAATTTT

[birdie @asifoncue]

I drink red bull because if I wanted a white monster I’d just talk to my ex

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@supersapphicumg i knew it would happen but i still had hope

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

if palou snatches the win while im not looking i will kill all of you and then myself

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

start running

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

if palou snatches the win while im not looking i will kill all of you and then myself

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

@supersapphicumg I QUIT!!!

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

i hate sports why did i let you all drag me into this

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

I LITERALLY SAID TO MY MOTHER BEFORE THE RACE “i feel like pato is going to lead for most of it while palou sits at fifth or something. and then. palou is going to rush him in the last ten laps. i know it’s gonna happen. he keeps doing it” IM DONE. I GOT MY HOPES UP

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

oh fuck me guys.

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

that’s all i can say because i am scared of jinxing it

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

does reverse psychology work?

[arlo. @illegalbeetle]

manifesting a colton herta win since his birthday is next week 😄☺️