Illegal Caffeine

anti-enervation, anti-vitiation, anti-etiolation

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

man is in paradox with the familiar and the novel

he wants to conquer the novel and he wants the familiar to remain uncorrupted

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Rep. Veronica Escobar claims that President Trump was "found guilty of r@pe by a jury of his peers."

That is not even remotely true and the last person who claimed that on cable news had to pay him a $15M settlement.

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

Women’s rights dissolve a country.

[UBERSOY @UBERSOY1]

Japan never legalized the Pill until 1999. Their fertility still crashed in 1970 anyway.

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@VladTheInflator whoever authored this law should be tried for treason

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

The Sam Hyde clip about losing by engaging in good faith argument with a foreigner who hates you, except it’s about e-girls.

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@ze_rusty -97 am I getting fried?

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@GrimAscendancy occasionally she loves her feeling about your boner

then you understand each other

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@nordman__ that’s what I keep telling her Nord

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

I genuinely believe we'll look back on the American practice of circumcision--where a majority of non-Jewish boys are also circumcised--as one of the great acts of medical barbarism in the modern age. There is simply no warrant for it.

[Eric Clopper @AttorneyClopper]

Make no mistake: @RepNancyMace might say she believes that no child should have his body permanently altered, but her bill conspicuously omits the most widespread permanent body alteration imposed on children: male circumcision.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Majestic piebald deer..🦌😍

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@kunley_drukpa “come on guys, how bad can it get?”

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

To think that there used to be lions along the shores of the Aegean, the Mediterranean.

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@NatureUnedited wow whats her shoulder routine?

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Boomers will literally try to drown you rather than share anything. Yet vote for you to share your shit with every fucking third world barbarian that begs for it.

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@Babygravy9 women do not have an innate understanding of borders, change my mind

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@SeamusWHyland @LASHYBILLS 💯

[Illegal Caffeine @illegalcaffeine]

@cosyposter now this was funny