MF DOOB

henchman of hijinks ; enjoyer of substance ; professional shit shooter

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Just saw a man driving a Waymo it is over for us folks call the national guard ai is already starting to make us do their jobs

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

Here’s the deal. I’ll tell you the truth.

I’ve always leaned a little left when it comes to a few things…

I’ve also leaned a little right on some other things…

But I have never been willing to lose a friend or hate anyone for their political beliefs. There are so many things in life are outside of politics that should bring us together.

Once we can all just agree not to demonize each other for whatever someone believes, that is when we can start to heal.

You don’t have to move closer to their side. You just have to accept that is who they are. We have to learn to live with each other.

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Okay, Zendaya produced a movie where she looks hot and is a bad bitch the entire time, and she may or may not have made an entire movie about how she could turn any man gay. 6.9/10

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

I am ready to leave the theatre embarrassingly beefed up please don’t let me down @Zendaya

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Going to the 9:55pm showing of challengers on cinemark half off Tuesday after leg day in support of zendaya. No further questions please.

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Everyone on this earth is either a FOH or BOH personality and I am the blood that bleeds from both

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Shoutout international women
Today is your day

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Dudes rock welcome to the future nerds

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This man builds motorised bed so he can go anywhere lying down
https://t.co/4ISG0bUuyY

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Honestly drake is hilarious I want to hate him so bad but I like him more and more every time I see him do some shit like this

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Sexyy Red’s water breaks in the new music video for “Rich Baby Daddy” with Drake and SZA

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Me and anteater got a lot in common fr

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Anteater hunting strategy explained
https://t.co/3NFmFMVkeJ

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

I don’t tweet nearly enough for an unemployed mf

[Molly @FSUmollz]

January 6th is a day of remembrance that allows us to join together in celebration of an impactful day in our nation’s history: the BCS National Championship that crowned FSU on January 6th, 2014

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Bah humbug

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

FSU defense deserves a playoff berth

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Fuck yeah at least we’re #1 at something

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

💉 Drug use (# of years lost due to the use of illicit drugs, averaged across the entire population):

🇺🇸 USA: 6.7
🇪🇪 Estonia: 5.0
🇧🇾 Belarus: 4.1
🇨🇦 Canada: 3.9
🇷🇺 Russia: 3.8
🇦🇪 UAE: 3.7
🇩🇰 Denmark: 3.6
🇦🇺 Australia: 3.5
🇬🇧 UK: 3.2
🇺🇦 Ukraine: 2.8
🇳🇴 Norway: 2.8
🇸🇪 Sweden: 2.6
🇦🇹 Austria: 2.6
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 2.5
🇧🇷 Brazil: 2.3
🇩🇪 Germany: 2.2
🇫🇷 France: 2.2
🇰🇷 South Korea: 2.0
🇮🇷 Iran: 1.9
🇨🇿 Czechia: 1.8
🇪🇸 Spain: 1.7
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 1.6
🇵🇹 Portugal: 1.6
🇨🇳 China: 1.5
🇲🇽 Mexico: 1.5
🇨🇴 Colombia: 1.5
🇦🇷 Argentina: 1.5
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 1.4
🇹🇭 Thailand: 1.2
🇬🇷 Greece: 1.2
🇿🇦 South Africa: 1.1
🇮🇹 Italy: 1.1
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 1.1
🇸🇬 Singapore: 1.1
🇩🇿 Algeria: 1.0
🇮🇳 India: 0.9
🇹🇷 Turkey: 0.9
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 0.9
🇵🇭 Philippines: 0.7
🇵🇰 Pakistan: 0.6
🇯🇵 Japan: 0.6
🇪🇬 Egypt: 0.5
🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 0.5
🇰🇪 Kenya: 0.4
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 0.2
🇹🇩 Chad: 0.1

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

This has been going on for at least an hour now #Boulder

[MF DOOB @illegaldoob]

Back smoking dunhills my shits have never been more sanctioned