𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩.

𝗜’𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗱

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩

&

𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Do it once, as a treat.

[SPEC. 𝘖̲𝘗̲𝘚̲ @5STARIST]

You are such a bad influence on me.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

YYEEEAHHH
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[SPEC. 𝘖̲𝘗̲𝘚̲ @5STARIST]

So called free thinkers when I abuse my position within local law enforcement & roll up on my girlfriend's opps

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Hmm… I think I needed you.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Gaslight? That’s not even a word. You made that up just now.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOU EATING MY DUST

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

I didn’t say your name.
Why would I do that?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

God, even a sparkling has better insults than you, you soft processored trojan furry ass designed mech. I’ll be back when you’ve got grade school level insults.

doing doughnuts before speeding off.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

I do, actually.
Kind of my whole thing, really. Besides, you know, being a damn good cop.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Yeah.
Anyways, did you need something?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Done pretending I have a single percentage care about a missing human?
Hold on.

looks at watch as five seconds tick by.

Ok, I’m done.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Yeah, I forgot. Must not have been important.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

he dinks off like a pebble as Thunderwing puts his pede in the way.

You done?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Dunno. I forgot.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

You’re right. I’m sorry.

summons Thunderwing to play the saxophone with him.

Better

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Why IS there a third me?!
These are questions I don’t need answers to because that actually lightens my workload

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. @illegalmethods]

Aster.

[┈── ⋆ ᶠYͧoͨᵏu ˚.⋆ @FRECKLEDBTCH]

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