Pete Turner

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@megynkelly The hate is consuming you, isn’t it.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@BillAckman @POTUS You are a fascist clown. Sure, you’re rich. So was Ford.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@CaytonHolland jesus fucking christ.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@DocAhmadMalik Fucking nerd

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@dakendrickbible @kendricklamar @pgLang Right on, amigo.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@puregolph @chopaganda I can’t either- it’ll be 27 years on Monday!
-Pete

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

It’s time we rebrand “woke” as “alive”.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

lean into that "far left" accusation, libs. So silly. lever it.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@LoumayerA @Braindompuzzle @TokyoCloneNFT @bittersweettrdg @zkynas What am I involved with here, team?

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@CloserToMitch @bhines13 @illegal_petes For sure- we want to take good care of you all. Thanks for the shout out!

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@bhines13 @CloserToMitch @illegal_petes Thank you! Did you take advantage of our Starving Artist program? They hook you up, i hope?

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@vegastbone @sportsbooktom 3.25 shots

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@CaytonHolland Right? such a buffoon.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

So, watching Labyrinth with the family and it strikes me the captured baby Toby grows up to be Toby from The Office.

The more you know.

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@hannahkrieg at least they're no longer shaking in them...

Did they shake all the way off?

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@beala_ebooks yo! what do you mean by this?

-Pete

[Business for Fair MinWage @MinimumWageBiz]

“Raising the federal minimum wage to $15 for all workers is the single best investment we can make in people to improve our economy.” - Pete Turner, Owner @illegal_petes Restaurants
#RaisetheWage

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@MCYRGOP Illegal Pete here...
The woman who called to set this event with us didn't mention that this event was politically affiliated in any manner, that there would be speakers, or any of what you all have announced. Respectfully, we will be cancelling this event with your group.
-Pete

[Pete Turner @illegalpete]

@CaytonHolland For reals. Been getting deep in YouTube videos, holy shit.

Feels kind of like they did when I was 15 for some reason?