Lina

career ending takes + Sebastian Vettel

[Lina @illegalundercut]

@VettelSeb05 @fulcrumkin

[Lina @illegalundercut]

never on fashion magazine cover nor cologne deal. just a man who drove like he was at war with physics and looked like THAT doing it.
gave enough emotional damage to rewrite my entire taste in men. sebastian vettel rearranged something in me and i will never be normal about it.

[Lina @illegalundercut]

@F1ToRuleThemAll 🥵

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@sebsharl 🥺

[Almita ♘🇦🇷 @Almatifosa]

El padre de Seb en el box de Aston Martin al lado del auto de Alonso jjjjjjjjk dios

[Lina @illegalundercut]

#NewProfilePic

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@fulcrumkin 😭😭😂😂

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@sebsharl Vettonso is real??!!??!!??!!

[Lina @illegalundercut]

@claustrofobicaa lol

[Lina @illegalundercut]

Seb : “I can see his nipples 😏”
Mark : “Huh!😲”
Seb : “through the t-shirt 🤭”
DC : “do you want me to wear nipple patches, I don’t want you to get aroused 😈”
Seb : “😀 No, it’s ok .. 😄 ha haaa..😆”

.. and that 16yr old comment at the bottom 😭

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@VettelSeb05 @fulcrumkin

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@fulcrumkin 2 ppl DM’d me asking… one said they were pronouncing it Oondomi 😭😭

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y’all didn’t get the joke 😭 (it wasn’t great .. fairs)

JENSON UNDO MY BUTTON

[Lina @illegalundercut]

STORYTIME : i once met Jenson. apparently his middle name is not “first person to press the DRS” but is actually african… “Undomy” and he insists on being called by his full name. he told me this personally. that’s what i call him since

sharing for awareness. have a good day.

[Lina @illegalundercut]

@fisichellagoat 😂😂

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one day the headline will read “sebastian vettel vanishes without a trace” and my mutuals will go very quiet and very quickly delete every tweet where i said i’d do it

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@formulaleonog7 he made the Piastri deal

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@vett33l omg so pretty

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@fulcrumkin he is