Ilse🌻

Strong women scare weak men

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

sorry but nothing is gonna be as good as the hilariously dogshit mike myers one. we need to go back to movies like that

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK??????

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

@madeyemadie Purse deets!!

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

When @eric_boyy texts me>>

[heathcliff guy @heat1995viewer]

new york fuckin city baby city so nice they named it twice the big 🍎im walkin here

[𝒜𝓈𝒶 @7Bankaii]

@warriors who is Stephen Curry?

in math: my solution ➗

in history: my king 👑

in art: my canvas 🎨

in science: my oxygen 💨

in geography: my world 🌎

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

Julia Fox has the energy of a girl who came back from study abroad with an accent

[Ivie Ani @ivieani]

Today is the day when everyone posts “pay women” and then don’t

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

@madeyemadie Yes

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

Men have it so easy wearing expensive sweats to dinner

[marlene garcía @g_marlene25]

The wait is OVER. 😭🙏🏼

The GRAND OPENING FOR BREW -N- KREW ALE HOUSE WILL BE MARCH 17, 2022!

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

@madeyemadie

[Dr. P @vivaeducacion]

Free COVID tests for the Salinas community. #Salinas #CovidTesting #COVID19

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[river moon @kissmeriver]

“post-covid” is giving she by shereé 😩

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

honestly pete davidson is the guy who makes you feel hot cause you’re dating down a lil but then he’s the one who ends up ghosting you and you’re left being like wait what tf just happened and then you’re obsessed with him for the rest of your life

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[Ilse🌻 @illestilse_]

Any one way flights to Roku city?