cookie

prank friend. prank enemy.

[cookie @illfortune]

朝活配信おつにゃむ！

[cookie @illfortune]

Ppppppo

[cookie @illfortune]

Cookie thinks sexting is so 2011 cookie wonders how rep. Weiner is doing....

[cookie @illfortune]

Cookie thinks people who sing badly in the car should jump off the bay bridge

[cookie @illfortune]

Cookie wants to drive the bat mobile so cookie can bomb through traffic

[HuffPost Queer Voices @huffpostqueer]

WATCH: @JustinBieber's hit "Boyfriend" gets a lesbian makeover http://t.co/pn8jElPz

[eBaum's World @ebaumsworld]

THE BOM (Best Of the Month) has dropped! All the best videos of May! Compilation created by @NastyCobra1 http://t.co/9dnbEjec #allthebest

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Scared to do a backflip? Well, you should be: "Backflip & Frontflip Fail Compilation" http://t.co/AC8OyA9W

[cookie @illfortune]

@HuffingtonPost she saw jesus in mold? Cookie saw jesus in cookie's poop. By jolly its a miracle

[cookie @illfortune]

Cookie got a big surprise ....debuting something big at jack london square ... be there 6pm

[cookie @illfortune]

@SteveCase how about sell some aol stock? Save the economy steve

[cookie @illfortune]

@PerezHilton cookie can do call me maybe cover. But cookie won't sing, cookie will just make beats by banging on telephones

[cookie @illfortune]

@reggiewatts and your posse. you down? could link up with you after your show at the SF independent

[cookie @illfortune]

@reggiewatts remember me would kill for you to do a 5/10 sec riff for "illfortune" will bring tons of cookies for you

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

'Porn' in yearbook? http://t.co/XENxiVAi

[cookie @illfortune]

@BarackObama cookie always felt lost in the class room, the bullies would sit on cookie and crush cookie

[cookie @illfortune]

@HuffingtonPost who would of thought the porn industry would put a billion dollars in paris hilton's bank. as if she needs more money. skank

[cookie @illfortune]

@HuffingtonPost good someone needs to step up to google, paypal should punch google in the nutsack

[cookie @illfortune]

@OldSpice with the word "old" in front brand name, it really makes your brand stink

[cookie @illfortune]

Do you own a cool dive #bar or do you have a favorite bar. Tell Cookie why. Give Cookie name of Bar. Cookie needs at drink and a new scene!