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The Twitter account of Dreaming Shark. Now that Tumblr is imploding, I guess I need to dust off this acc and actually use it, huh? No under 18s, please!

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All of my twitter threads and AO3 posts will be linked in this thread.

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@oathjpg I'd pick 1 because I don't care who it's between, I'm not getting stuck in a middle seat. Middle seats suuuuuck. Plus Riku would probably be quiet and we could just ignore each other all flight.

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Ngl if you publicly shit on akuroku, you out yourself as a kingdom hearts poser

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So my dog has Lyme disease. It's treatable with antibiotics, thank god, but they cost me over $200. I don't like being someone who begs for money online, but that's put me in a bit of a crunch. If anyone could help out, I'd be incredibly grateful. https://t.co/nF5UjzVK6b

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@Nada_Monroe @ModernGurlzz She's nearly 40.

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@decidedlysarah I love that THIS, specifically, is the first thing I've seen from you in ages.

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@risottodazoto Not exactly, but I imagine it's very similar to the feeling of dropping a costco bottle of ibuprofen in your bed.

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@birdmanbirdplan He loves that cronch!

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I finally got fed up enough with twitter to make a bluesky account: https://t.co/5ukejZTLu7

I'm not going to bother to delete this account, but don't expect to see me here very often anymore. (Not that I have been anyway.)

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@myroyalgayness I like how the movie goes out of its way to make sure that we, the audience, understand that while Kray thinks of himself as a well-intentioned extremist, what he actually is is a narcissistic egomaniac with a god complex.

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@shapiro500 I'm love him.

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MAKE WAY FOR PESTO

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@LouisWoodhill @girlziplocked Wrong! There are approximately 15 million vacant homes in America. That's approximately 10 percent of the total homes in the country. They're empty because the parasites on the economy known as landlords hoard them for their personal wealth, not because of "illegal aliens."

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@jk_rowling When are you going to just own up and admit that you think only white women are women?

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When is JKR going to just own up and admit that she thinks that only white women are women?

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@birdmanbirdplan Lucky! I wanna see penguins!

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@cyndachoo Kurapika: "... Define recently?"

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@cyndachoo Melody's asking herself why she chose to be friends with this dramatic messy gay.

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Its late I'm feeling weepy about leopika

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@cyndachoo Galo's expression: Wait, is that Lio? Who's that guy he's flirting with instead of me??

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I think the FUCK not. An employer who would disrespect me and my time like that as a "job interview" is one who is testing the waters to see how much abuse potential employees will take. It doesn't matter WHAT the pay is, I won't take that shit.

[Jerry Doubles @jerrydoubles]

An employer invited six people for an interview by 7:00AM, they were all dressed and sharp before the time. He told them to wait.

By 3:00PM, 3 had left.
By 6:00PM, he came and met only 2.
They got the job.

That was the interview.
Test of PATIENCE.

@OgbeniDipo What say you?