My biggest problem with the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels—even the two good ones—is that they walk back the most compelling bit about Jack Sparrow’s character in Curse of the Black Pearl: he’s honestly kind of a shitty pirate
[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid
right now Boeing is having an emergency, all-night strategy meeting in which they're trying to choose between recalling all their planes or killing like 70 more people
the way generations are split up is too arbitrary. here’s my pitch instead:
-Grew Up With No Internet Generation
-Internet is Mostly Text Generation
-Internet is Mostly Video Generation