Emma Kepple

Cruise Ship Captain

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings since the queen died…

[Emma Kepple @illinijunky10]

I’ve seen two different golden retrievers pick the Bengals to win the Super Bowl so I think it’s pretty much a sure thing #SuperBowl

[Emma Kepple @illinijunky10]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @myfavmurder: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/rMgeSL1OKM

[Emma Kepple @illinijunky10]

@CDNSportySmurf @NianticHelp @HPWizardsUnite Same

[Emma Kepple @illinijunky10]

@HPWizardsUnite hey all my stuff has been reset. All my achievements have been reset all of my professor skill tree has been reset and my SOS task force appraisal tree has been reset…..my picture isn’t even on my profile anymore

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Today would be a great day for President Biden and Vice President Harris to #CancelStudentDebt.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

America must finally guarantee paid leave and child care.

RT if you agree.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

History made.

[EJ Baker @ej__baker]

sen. warnock would be an american hero if he introduced all his colleagues to his tailor

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

I'm not up for listening to Ted Cruz lecture Merrick Garland about politicization and weaponization of the Justice Department by the Obama administration.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

remember when Joe Biden was like “i’m not watching the trial i have more important things to focus on” and we were like “sure sure” and then he secured 200 million doses of the vaccine and now we’re like “oh shit ok maybe he wasn’t watching the trial.”

[Ali Vitali @alivitali]

Kamala Harris is Vice President of the United States. Let's please say her name correctly.

[STL Young Dems @STLYoungDems]

Where are the vaccines, Mike?

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[CNN @CNN]

Hallmark has requested Sens. Josh Hawley and Roger Marshall — who voted against the Electoral College results last week — return campaign contributions to its PAC in light of last week's Capitol violence https://t.co/bTMqdp2csi

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

First the Republicans said you couldn’t impeach before an election. Now they’re saying you can’t impeach after an election. And some of them say you can’t have elections.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

If Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley had a conscience, he’d resign. He’ll have to be removed https://t.co/AJIUIsEzYX

[Zarphus @Zarphus]

retweet if anytime between 2016 and today you called trump a fascist, nazi, or dictator, and were told you were overreacting.