🚨 Giveaway Time 🚨
Win 100,000 $TUNA 🐟
Released at 1,000 $TUNA/day for 100 days via @Sablier
Structured this way to teach the real value of HODLing: prize flows over time, not all at once.
How to enter:
1️⃣ Retweet this post (one entry per account)
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Notes:
This giveaway is run by @TheWhiteWhaleHL , not sponsored by or affiliated with @DeFiTuna
No purchase necessary. Multiple accounts/duplicate entries will not increase chances.
Winner will be selected randomly from all eligible retweeters on Sunday, October 5th at 16:00 UTC
Prize is paid on-chain via Sablier.
🫡 From the depths —
The White Whale 🐋
The problem with snakes in your circle is they almost never reveal themselves with an obvious hiss. They clap. They nod. They laugh at your jokes louder than anyone else. On the surface, they look like support. But watch closely and you’ll notice the cracks.
A real friend celebrates your growth. A snake tolerates it. They’ll smile in the room but sour when your back is turned. They’ll offer “advice” that sounds helpful but is always designed to keep you smaller, safer, less of a threat. And when you stumble, they don’t offer a hand. They offer a story - about how they knew it all along.
The most dangerous thing about snakes is that they feed off your wins while waiting for your losses. Wolves at least announce themselves at the edge of the woods. Snakes sit right next to you, blending in, until they see the chance to strike.
The circle you keep defines the ceilings you’ll hit. Keep the wrong ones, and you’ll always feel a step heavier without knowing why. Choose wisely - because one snake at your table can spoil the entire feast.
🫡 From the depths —
The White Whale 🐋
typical day as a crypto trader
6:00 – wake up, check if asia nuked my bags overnight. btc flat, random sol memecoin +700%.
6:05 – make coffee. scroll twitter. everyone posting “bottom is in.”
6:10 – open binance. realize i left a limit order overnight that got filled. price instantly down 4%. classic.
6:15 – check discord. some guy with 4 followers is shilling a coin i’ve never heard of. “partnership with google.” chart looks like a ski slope. tempted.
6:20 – funding rates at +200% on some microcap. obvious short. enter small. immediately squeezed.
6:30 – drink coffee. tell myself i’ll stop chasing. open dexscreener. start chasing.
6:45 – telegram alert. dev just rugged a token i “aped small.” define small.
7:00 – twitter full of influencers calling for 200k btc. realize they were bearish yesterday. nod in respect.
7:15 – discord meme channel claims airdrop snapshot in 15 mins. scramble to bridge. gas fee higher than potential reward. do it anyway.
7:30 – price action flat. decide to scalp some illiquid pair. enter. nothing happens. cancel order. price rips instantly.
7:45 – check defi dashboards. net worth swings ±20% in real time. heart rate the same.
8:00 – liquidity vacuum on some obscure perp. throw in a clip. instant slippage. my fill becomes the candle.
8:15 – wife asks how work is going. tell her “good.” hide the chart.
8:30 – tell myself i’ll take a walk. open coinmarketcap instead. scroll for gems like i’m panning for gold in sewage.
9:00 – btc wicks down 5%. liquidation cascade. entry looks obvious. hesitate. miss bottom. buy top of bounce.
9:05 – twitter clown posts “easy long.” 3k likes. i stare at my red pnl.
9:30 – think about coding a bot. open vscode. close vscode. back to clicking candles.
10:00 – random alt rallies 120% because some influencer tweeted a frog emoji. regret not buying frogs.
10:30 – swear i’ll stop trading. set one more order. instantly regret.
11:00 – down bad. cope by writing “patient accumulation” in my notes.
11:30 – friend texts “wen lambo.” i mute him.
12:00 – take lunch break. check charts every 45 seconds.
12:30 – market still flat. realize i’ve been “working” six hours without one profitable trade.
1:00 – open twitter again. timeline full of “gm.” i reply “gn.”