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[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

would, still, til the room stink

[Clemente Almanza @CAlmanza1007]

Steven Adams just like me fr

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

trying to explain to this man why there has been a 👎 next to his contact name in my phone since college. it’s not going well

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

i want to hit the slopes with quin snyder and cheer him on as he speed draws plays on a giant whiteboard wearing his crazy red glasses

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

the fact my mom and john wick both love blantons is a green flag for me. they both have violent ass tendencies but hey

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

cutting a man off and he asks if he can still send me tweets…. I said only good ones….u on a short leash bitch I’m lethal with the block button

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

wee bey is hot. idc

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

thinking about the time I made a man wait 25 min for a response to his sexual inquiry while we were in the same room. the power

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

I love burners because no one can see this…. I’m playing it sooooo cooool lol

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

on mushrooms freakin out in the rainbo club bathroom

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

I am glizzy GLEEKED about this in-szn tourney

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

need an app that lets me match my p*ssy to a pantone color so I can coordinate my next manicure 💅

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

james harden and lil baby have definitely touched tips

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

I don’t miss my ex but I do miss making fun of his colossal, Stone Age-sized head

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

my weekend

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

at this point it’s like, what is the point of showing restraint and being the adult who knows better anyway

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

likeeee posting about me on BeReal on main?? thot behavior!!!

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

the 23-year old is back at it and testing my resolve

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

if my cutie little coworker texts me funny stuff about the nba one more time I’m gonna snap (make bad decisions)

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

christian hoerner is a smug little bastard

[fearboner666 @illiterat3]

thought you’d have a chance after you wanna disrespect me?

🎶let him apologize then eat it in a bentley🎶