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@BlueJays please it would mean so much to see Vladdy hit his first HR at home this season on my birthday. Tell him to to BLAGADA one for me please so I can dance the night away.

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@jakepaul Yo.... You gotta walk out to Eminem's I Just Don't Give a Fuck. It's the perfect song listen to it. It's that or Why Can't We Be Friends by War like Homer Simpson did. Please I will die laughing.

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@CanadiensMTL 14 Shots

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@CanadiensMTL 14 Shots 5 Goals! Fire the Coach for keeping that crap goalie in to lose 7 God damn games in a row! F U !

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@CocoGauff wtf was that!?

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@BlueJays Tell Chad Green he is a piece of dog crap.

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@iamcolinquinn do Kill Tony please.

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@leylahfernandez I never seen someone who couldn't score on their service games like you today. Pitiful. You should have retired. Dominated. You suck!

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@Tsitsifam YOU DUCKIN' SUCK! GO TAKE IT UP THE BUTT YOU GREEK MAGGOT. SOFT ASS SISSY PISS.

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@BlueJays Don't you dare waste money on renewing any of our players. $300 million for vlad!? omg NO! Start fresh again. It's ok. Let's get some pitchers. Defense! That goes for all Toronto spots teams. No more young offense. The team had 1 good year since 1993. (2016)

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@EASPORTSFC I've been playing FIFA 15 and EA SPORTS FC 24 and 9 years apart I like 15 better and even the celebrations are the same. C'mon you Devils. Make a game that is truly futuristic. You gained no ground and billions of dollars. F.U. MOORES LAW MY BUTT!!!

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Tyson Fury is not the Gypsy King. He is more like King Hippo. He wears his trunks so high the cover up his belly bandage.

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@JustinTrudeau You Ducked the white people. French Sissy. You hate Toronto. To you it's the French and the English side of Canada. You French are all the same. Little pricks. Your mom was never sexual satisfied. F.U. I hate you.

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@JustinTrudeau We got dumb stupid smelly penny pinching indian people everywhere now I Toronto and it's god damn gross. They all got Covid and walk right up to me when I'm trying to mind my own space. They wear cheap flip flops that are 2 sizes too small. They are not fit!!!!

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@Kelz_Hoop 4 Points

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@Kelz_Hoop YOU CAN'T SCORE! WTF
... BOSTON HAS 17 AT HALFTIME AND YOU GOT 4. I TOOK THE WRONG NAPPY HEADED SMHOE

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All Star My Butt!!! 4 points at halftime!!! Weak ass. You suck! Can't do nothing. Back of the bus.

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If Caitlin Clark kept it hairy, she would actually win more games than she loses. Weak ass hoe.

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@Orioles KIMBREL YOU DUCKIN' SUCK!!! YOU COST ME MAGGOT! I HOPE YOU GET DUCKED! TERRIBLE AT YOUR JOB! QUIT MAGGOT!

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@TorontoArgos Thank you so much for winning tonight. Good job guys. I knew you were gonna get that W. Double Blue! Let's go!