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@katherine_deves You seem like you have a lot of personal problems. That’s very sad. I hope you can access the help you clearly need.

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@AlboMP @SenatorWong Cool @AlboMP. Hope you’re listening to all the casual workers who can’t work from home, like my chef husband. https://t.co/j3r7dOLX80
Or should he just taxi the food in? Brilliant.

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@mariekehardy He turned up at my kids’ footy club last night. Told us to vote for him and then got the hell out. Way to engage with your voters!

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@MhairiMcF I just received my pre-order and devoured it. I love your writing, makes me cry and laugh and is so relatable. Thank you! And quick sticks with the next one please!! 😂😂

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Tickets are sold out after all so clearly nobody is interested in watching it 🙄 #fridaynightfooty

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Love how AFLW Friday night isn’t being televised on free to air. Fair enough @Channel7 Better Homes and Pawn Stars of all things is so much more important. Just pathetic #womensfootymatters

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@AlboMP @albomp been to Melbourne lately?!!

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@TimSmithMP Maybe you should resign totally not just from the shadow cabinet. You’re hardly someone people look to for leadership or guidance

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@TimSmithMP Dear Tim, please take your own advice. Sincerely, the people of Victoria

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@TimSmithMP Are you drunk?

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@SkyNewsAust @MatthewGuyMP Christ you’ve learnt nothing from your predecessor hey. People are sick of your negativity. Try something different for a change. It still won’t work, but at least you’ll seem like you’re trying something new

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@TimSmithMP You dipshit. We’re a month behind NSW so it stands to reason our cases will eclipse theirs at some point. We’re in this situation because your mate @ScottMorrisonMP refused vaccines when they were offered 12 months ago. Scare tactics are all you’ve got 🙄

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@billshortenmp Christ on a cracker. My cat would be more qualified to run the country than this blowhard 🙄🙄

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@7AFL @BasilZempilas Powerful? Painful more like.

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@BasilZempilas @OptusStadium Could you be any more patronising? Watching it on tv in Perth of all places is such a slap in the face, please spare us your fake pity

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@MatthewGuyMP At least you and your bunch of muppets aren’t in charge. Then we’d be really stuffed

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How’s the gutter @LouiseStaley? Sick leave is accrued for a reason, pretty sure Dan has more than enough to cover him. Better hope nothing ever befalls you, you paragon of virtue 🙄🙄🙄

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Read the room, @Channel7. Or at least the verdict 🙄 #yourenotthevictim #justbecauseyourenotfoundguiltydoesntmeanyourenot

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@michaelobrienmp Let’s just focus on keeping you out of power - done. Also quarantine is actually a federal responsibility so time to chat to your mates in Canberra.

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@theage Follow your mate Trump out the door @ScottMorrisonMP. Stop panicking about pandering to your old white mates and buy a clue or two.