Ann Pickard

Freelance Illustrator. Clients Include: L.A. Times, Geico, Abrams Books, Naturemade, California Sunday Magazine, more...

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I was led to believe I could fuck around my entire life and get paid for it.

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@elonmusk Pats self on back. 🙄

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@ScannerPacific That’s a lot of binoculars

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@ScannerPacific Me trying to turn off the shrieking noise coming from my phone at 4am!

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@ConorGreally @ScannerPacific Exactly what I was thinking!

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@realtalktruthD @jimstewartson I miss Mike Pence’s hair fly.

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@CeoNocap @DramaAlert Like a bbq? Or a fire pit? Omg imagine the horror of knowing your stupidity caused all of this destruction!

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@Crazymoments01 @elonmusk Dipshit

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@LosAngeles_Scan The cat locked the doors.

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@JayPark71553294 @LosAngeles_Scan The cat

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@nicksortor The dude in black. Unfazed.

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@MoTUSoA_ @LosAngeles_Scan I know, it was asinine. I sometimes have lapses in judgment. I came back to delete it.

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@KingWolf277 @LosAngeles_Scan Nice! 👍🏼

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@michaelsolakie @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom @TrumpGolf @WhiteHouse45 What kind of big woolen underpants is he wearing

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@661LASDCalls @ImIntoFires What is a farmer bite?

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@MetroUK It has only been 25 years since the portals were opened. 25 years. I mean, big deal.

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Why’s everybody mad at the Pope?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 “You know” but pronounced like this: “Mnyōhh”, like they’re trying to get peanut butter off of the roof of their mouth. 😡

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@blockchaindevss @DebbieA8619 @HustleBitch_ The pee happened in the take-down. That’s fear urine.

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@HustleBitch_ His wet pants of courage

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@its_The_Dr It’s not a vase. It’s not a bong. It’s the curtain.