Russell Westbrook is gone.
D-Wade is gone.
Duncan is gone.
Dwight is gone.
T-Mac is gone.
Pierce is gone.
Manu is gone.
Shaq is gone.
Nash is gone.
Melo is gone.
Kidd is gone.
CP3 is gone.
Dirk is gone.
Ray is gone.
Yao is gone.
KG is gone.
AI is gone.
Your childhood is over.
Julian Newman and his sister Jaden Newman once appeared on GMA, where Julian predicted he would become the best player in the NBA and Jaden said she would become the first woman to play in the NBA
“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”
— Akon
Shaq says the Knicks got lucky winning the NBA championship:
“If you don’t get that tip it’s over… you don’t win that game… If dumb ass Fox don’t f***ing try to score with 8 seconds left… If they don’t let the 29 point lead go. I’m just saying y’all won, but you had a lot of luck.”
(via @bigpodwithshaq, h/t @cptdankkk)