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[Raphaël @CopperPavilion]

Cute Looksmatched couple!

[Netflix @netflix]

New crew. Same chaos. Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 is coming this fall. Only on Netflix.

[SW7 𓅓 @Saware7]

how the oldheads are gonna be moving once this mode comes out

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

We've finally done it. We figured out a way to go back to the good ol' days. But can @RiotPabro get @RiotMeddler on board?

Tune in to MSI Finals on July 11 at 11pm PDT to find out.

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

hot league of legends take

if zilean was a cute anime girl

his playrate would 10x overnight

same kit

same abilities

same ult

just turn the bald old wizard into a 5'4 anime girl with twin tails and an hourglass headpiece

playrate goes from 0.8% to 8% in a single patch

and the worst part

it would be EARNED

because every single one of you reading this knows you wouldn't be locking in the wizard

you've never thought about playing zilean in your life

beard down to his stomach

sandals

man looks like he hasn't been TOUCHED since the dark ages

zero of you have a zilean skin

zero of you have watched a zilean guide

there are zero zilean mains

but make him a girl who says "hehe~ time stop uwu?" when she ults

and suddenly you're lobbing zilean BOMBS across the map at 2 am

suddenly you're the "zilean specialist" in your friend group

this isn't about the champion

this is about you

you don't want to play league

you want to pilot a fictional 5'4 hourglass cute girl

riot understands this

that's why every new release is a girl

that's why ahri has 500 skins and kled has 4

the player base doesn't pick champions

we pick the ones who we want to acknowledge us

zilean is invisible because he looks like an old man

make him a girl

watch the play rate explode

we are deeply unwell as a species

and riot's only job is to keep monetizing it

Study the Saskio way

[☘︎ @vintageforestt]

june mood

[ill @illshooter]

What do I even post here? every thought has already been said

[🌱 @seedlin9]

im not joining ur discord server im 25

[定 @de3dsoul]

POV: You never know the value of the moment until becomes a memory

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

The CEO joined a Zoom meeting.

[Miilato @miiilato]

“man I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[ill @illshooter]

@dxndydoll Yeah you’re welcome

[ill @illshooter]

so tired sleep won't even fix it

[ill @illshooter]

The last stroke makes you nut, this doesn't mean the first stroke was useless... success is a result of continuous effort. Keep cranking gentlemen, our nuts around the corner.