ashley 👻

wife • cat mom • professional big sister • really passionate about potatoes • not your average preacher's wife • she/her

[ashley 👻 @illuminashley]

If @CafeZupas has 1000 fans, I'm one of them. If they have 1 fan, it's me. It they have no fans, I'm dead.

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

the holy trinity for the depressed girlies who wanna commit murder

[april ꕤ misses ari @lovednlost]

“this song is about joe” “this song is about matty” WRONG this song is about extreme manic depression and also sirius black

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

YOUR MIDAS TOUCH ON THE CHEVY DOOR NOVEMBER FLUSH AND YOUR FLANNEL CURE THIS DORM WAS ONCE A MADHOUSE I MADE A JOKE WELL IT’S MADE FOR ME HOW EVERGREEN OUR GROUP OF FRIENDS DON’T THINK WE’LL SAY THAT WORD AGAIN & SOON THEY’LL HAVE THE NERVE TO DECK THE HALLS

[ashley 👻 @illuminashley]

If trader joes ever discontinues the elote corn chips, I might actually commit a serious crime 💪🏻

[lor @SLOWTOWNNN]

nyt putting sponge, bob, square, and pants as words in connections but not making it an answer

[paris rae @parisrae13]

girlhood is rooting for the chiefs not necessarily cuz they’re your favorite team but because you want to see grown men throwing tantrums over hearing about Taylor Swift during the Super Bowl

[ashley 👻 @illuminashley]

happy 2024, pls enjoy this text from my mil when i told her i broke my toe

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Out:
girlbossing

In:
girlmossing - we're resting on trees and rocks with ferns and liverworts which are also abundant on moist the forest floors

[Ana❤️‍🔥 @anavm94]

a whole team of men in the field and they still find a way to blame a woman in the bleachers

[Shannon @shannonpurser]

I would be soooo mad if my friends tried to steal the declaration of independence without me

[maia @mxmtoon]

experiencing female hysteria (i have not gotten a sweet treat today)

[mel be @vanslaeken]

“comfort show” and it’s the haunting of hill house

[ashley 👻 @illuminashley]

The cost of health insurance and the process of figuring it out in America is absolutely criminal