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[illuminatus @illuminatuss_]

I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

[Gozi | Warga Konoha @asbundoangdah]

Pick your comment boys. Here you go:

1. bro protected everyone over 14 LP 😭
2. average Apex ranked experience 💀
3. least mentally unstable ranked player
4. 14 LP was NOT worth catching a felony 😭
5. bro almost deranked in real life
6. he turned a ranked match into a boss fight 💀
7. bro thought it was ranked IRL 😭
8. imagine explaining to the judge it was your rank-up game
9. "your honor... it was my promo match."

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

"$100 is insane for a video game"

- door dashes 46$ worth of taco bell for themselves

[pp 🐧 @ppmcghee]

The end credits scene in the new Jackass movie is insane…

[illuminatus @illuminatuss_]

😭😂

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pokémon is celebrating its 30th anniversary with a new G-SHOCK watch

It uses Pikachu's tail to tell time, features 30 Pokémon on the watch straps, and comes in a Poké Ball case

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Kyle Juszczyk on the 49ers WR room this season:

“I’ve seen such a shift. It’s been so awesome to see Mike Evans in person and be in a Niners jersey. He’s been so dominant and something I don’t think we’ve had in maybe ever or not in a long time. His ability to be a true X-receiver, running individual routes by himself and win against man-to-man coverage, I think is going to open up so much for this offense. An offense that’s already had a lot of success without it. With the additions of Mike, De'Zhaun Stribling and Christian Kirk, I think a lot of explosive and reliable players are going to take this offense to another level.”

via: @jenniferleechan

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[Casual MMA @CasualMMAinc]

Conor McGregor is sober and about to fight

Dustin Poirier is retired and got arrested for being drunk at an airport

Justin Gaethje is the world champion

What timeline are we living in?

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Just a few days ago, Xbox CEO said gaming is "becoming unaffordable"

Today, Xbox announced price increases for the Xbox consoles starting in August

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Release day of the PlayStation 2 in North America (2000)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DONKEY’ will release on June 30, 2028 in theaters.

The film will be an origin story of how a donkey became Donkey.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS HILARIOUS🚨🚨

#49ers fans spotted #Rams HC Sean McVay vacationing in St. Tropez over the weekend and TROLLED HIM at lunch.

McVay was presented with a bottle of champagne and the staff delivered it with a sign featuring the Niners logo.

🤣🤣

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Wanted to write and tell my nigga Justin Poirier to keep your head up, life happens. This too shall pass. Just keep yourself busy my man, it helps