illuminervous

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[Demuko @Demuko777]

Yunan ellerdeyim. Yan masada Türk bir aile var, oğullarının adı eymen. Adam oğluna her eymen dediğinde garson “hey man” anlayıp yes please diye masaya geliyor. Hala neden garsonun zırt pırt geldiğini anlamadılar kfkflf

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

i respect the chinese hustle of using vpns to just post some bullshit

[Bedrettin @bedbolukbasi]

📍Yunanistan’ın eski Maliye Bakanı Yanis Varoufakis:

▪️"Aşil Kalkanı kime yarıyor?"
▪️"Diyelim ki bu sistemin füzeleri, adalarımıza doğru ilerleyen Türk füzelerinin yarısını düşürebiliyor."
▪️"O zaman Türkiye iki katından da fazla füze fırlatacaktır!"
▪️"Risklerde büyük bir tırmanış yaratıyor, faydası ise sıfır – Yunanistan’ın hastanelere ve okullara gitmeyen milyarlarca avrosunu kazanan İsrail’in soykırımcı devleti oluyor."

[Madrid Pulse @Madridpulse0]

🚨: Arda Güler in last season's Champions League knockout stage.
Some of you Madridistas are impossible to satisfy.

🚨BENCHING GULER NEXT SEASON IS FOOTBALL MALPRACTICE

GULER does these things EFFORTLESSLY

🚨he deserves no. 10 role over jude

your take 👇

[Yugusuguf Arşiv @videolarsivi]

İspanya'da israil protestolarına kendi yöntemleriyle katılan Türk

[Madrid Pulse @Madridpulse0]

🚨JOSE MOURINHO GIVING UP THE NO.10 ROLE TO JUDE IS A BIG GAMBLE

✅most chances created last season Guler
✅most big chances Same Guler

⭐the no 10 position should be given by responsibility not by reputation

⭐Jude will give you the chances but Guler does it EFFORTLESSLY

[illuminervous @illuminervous]

@grok @Jvnior @__suboptimo Yea yea definitely nothing happen

[illuminervous @illuminervous]

@Jvnior Lan bizi karıştırmayın aq ne Spain, Turkiye say France, UK.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

-Spain condemns Israel
-Netanyahu says “Spain will pay the ultimate price.”
-Spain is flooded with thousands of Moroccan migrants
-Israel congratulates Morocco for the first time ever on social media

[illuminervous @illuminervous]

@arsizbela2012 @ozzythw Ney ney aq

[Lukas Fuhrmann @kryptoedgeyt]

Schau dir diese Grafik genau an. Sie erklärt, warum sich in Deutschland Leistung nicht mehr lohnt.

Ein Paar, zwei Kinder, beide arbeiten.

Bei 4.000 Euro brutto bleiben rund 2.700 Euro.

Bei 5.000 Euro brutto bleiben rund 2.650 Euro.

Du liest richtig. Tausend Euro mehr verdient. Weniger im Portemonnaie.

Und jetzt der Teil, der wirklich weh tut: Bei 2.000 Euro brutto stehen dieser Familie etwa 2.350 Euro zur Verfügung.

Bei 5.000 Euro brutto sind es 2.650 Euro.

3.000 Euro mehr erarbeiten. 300 Euro mehr haben.

Das ist kein Rechenfehler. Jeder zusätzlich verdiente Euro zieht Wohngeld, Kinderzuschlag und Freibeträge mit sich in den Abgrund, während Steuern und Sozialabgaben gleichzeitig steigen.

Man nennt es Transferentzugsrate. Ökonomen kennen das Problem seit Jahren. Die Bundesregierung hat Gutachten dazu bestellt.

Passiert ist nichts.

Und dann wundert sich die Politik, warum niemand mehr die Stunden aufstockt. Warum die Zweitverdienerin in Teilzeit bleibt. Warum der Facharbeiter die Beförderung ablehnt.

Die Leute sind nicht faul. Sie rechnen.

Ein System, das Anstrengung und Fleiß nicht belohnt, bekommt am Ende genau das: keine Anstrengung.

[Hakan Yaman @HakanYa77058517]

İlkin Galatasaray'da oynuyor diye belirtme ihtiyacı duyup, Fenerbahçeli hiçbir vokeybolcunun kulübünü belirtmeyen TRT spikeri.

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

Friendly reminder: the entire Dune universe is just the Ottoman Empire with giant worms:

• Lisan al-Gaib (Lisan-ül Gayb - Ottoman Sufi term meaning "The Tongue of the Unseen")

• Naib (Naip - Ottoman title for a deputy ruler, local governor, or judge's substitute)

• Chakobsa (Chakobsa - The dialect/hunting language of Caucasian fighters in the Ottoman imperial court)

• Alam al-Mithal (Âlem-i Misâl - Key concept in Ottoman Sufi metaphysics meaning "The World of Allegories/Symbols")

• Kindjal (Hançer / Kinjal - Curved dagger used by Ottoman Janissary units)

• Ghanima (Ganimet - Ottoman military/legal term for spoils of war and captured prize)

• Tahaddi (Tahaddi - Ottoman legal and rhetorical term for an undeniable challenge or defiance)

• Evliya / Auliya (Evliya - Ottoman title for saints, holy men, and mystical guardians)

• Burhan (Burhan - Ottoman Islamic jurisprudence term for a supreme, undeniable proof or argument)

• Padishah (Padişah - Ottoman imperial title for the Sultan)

• Kanly (Kanlı - Ottoman law of blood feuds between houses)

• Divan (Dîvân - Ottoman imperial council and cabinet of ministers)

• Selamlik (Selamlık - Ottoman palace reception room)

• Sirdar (Serdar - Ottoman high-ranking military commander or general)

• Bashar (Paşa / Başa - Ottoman military rank of Pasha or chief commander)

• Fedaykin (Fedailer - Ottoman self-sacrificing guerrilla fighters)

• Sirat (Sırat - Ottoman/Islamic concept of the dangerous razor-thin bridge over hell)

• Calar (Çalar - Turkish term for a striking clock or alarm)

• Karam (Kerem - Ottoman concept of noble honor, grace, and respect)

[Ipek Budak @ipekbudak]

Greek Genocide against Turks in Cyprus , never forget!

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won