> be Afghani man
> can't feed daughters
> resort to an age-old tradition
> sell them to pedophiles!
> realize they'll never be seen again
> immediately contact BBC
> weep for camera
He does realize he can just lease them, right?
It's really touching to see non-English speakers like this Portuguese cinephile stumble upon right-wing schizo edits like an innocent child picking up a gun for the first time and not realizing what its purpose is
> be Jared Golden
> voters are suspicious you diddle kids
> need to deflect
> approach Congress
> "The peasants want us to stop throwing their children into the Iranian meat grinder."
> outrage
> "No, no. Don't worry. This is just a performative vote."
> the pedos settle down
> go through the motions
> count up the votes
> bill accidentally passes
> "Wait fuck fuck fuck SHUT IT DOWN JARED"
> kill your own bill
> your voters are shocked
> November comes
> they vote Democrat anway
If you need any more evidence that democratic congressional leadership supports the Iran war. They miscounted the votes so an actual co-sponsor of the bill had to vote against it to stop it from passing!
After spending thousands of hours on this game all I have to say is that you have no idea how impossibly difficult it is to run a feudal household and sometimes you need to get a little creative
Gio Scotti getting fat is my marker for civilizational health.
Prime Gio = we’re back. Civilization is saved. Blackpilling is illegal
Fat Gio = we’re doomed. It’s over. West has fallen.
It’s no coincidence Gio Scotti became fat once Trump fumbled the bag.