The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief

ᵇᵘᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ, ᵗᵘᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ
𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐌𝐀
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[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

“ .. 𝖶𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄？“

𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝖥𝖺𝗍 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝖲𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗁！

#MVRP #Parodytwt
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[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

[ Busted! ]

yAH!!—ʰʰ

[ If he had any chance of recovering his cover, he definitely blew it from that yelp ..
best he can do now is to try and shuffle himself deeper in the bushes. ]

[ Which, even then, isn’t changing much. ]

[Patty Azure @Morgue0ffic3r]

Uhhh hello?

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

[ What is he doing out here even??? ]

[Patty Azure @Morgue0ffic3r]

Waiting for what ever is outside to fuck off so I can go smoke my late night cigarette

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Morgue0ffic3r [ Those eyes aren’t going to be the only things showing shine; his whole expression followed foot from that promise alone
—notably, his wider grin. ]

[ Free candy? That 𝗁𝖾 isn’t needing to steal??
this feels like the easiest he’s convinced anybody! ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

God, I’d kill for something sweet right now . .

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// is it necessary?? who knows??????all I know is that it’s fun
I care for the fat one deeply ok

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// THERES MY LONG WRITING it feels like seeing an old friend lmao
I just had to crack a bit out of my shell but we’re here now ok

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// bump??maybe????
mostly for all of the newcomers, & also i’m wanting to double check if anyone had been notified previously lol

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

❤️ 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇！！

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Maddi_Patty_ [ The thief has gone too far without having a regular that didn’t discipline him—either that, or somebody who’d fear and beat him to a pulp. ]

[ Mushy idea? .. or is it his full stomach?
Whatever it was, he could ponder it more with the licorice.
And another.
And another. ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Maddi_Patty_ Oh — of corse!

[ His voice muffled.
A part of that was blurted out from impulse - a routine where he’s actually fed? That’s something he could work with! ]

[ But another part of him felt some kind of comfort from the idea of a return ..
a friend? ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@coolunclefrank HNK—!

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

Dear fat girl: don’t be afraid to get on top
#ifhedieshedies

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Morgue0ffic3r [ He’s still trying to keep that excitement down, but his lit eyes easily give it away . .
something tells him that a silent request is still rude out of a thief’s mouth, but there’s no way he was backing down now ! ]

[ He could pay her back—right? ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Morgue0ffic3r [ Dog whine sfx ]

.. you mean it?

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@coolunclefrank [ Involuntary flinch—what else is expected out of a surprise pat on the back??
.. or slam on the back with that force . ]

EUha—!!
I mean - I had to represent!

[Pump @SpookyCyanEyes]

Boo!

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@coolunclefrank

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Maddi_Patty_ Mmh.. oh man - thank you!
I don’t remember the last I had any licorice, but I don’t remember it tasting this good! 🎶

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Maddi_Patty_ [ That’d may what his self conscious tells him, but the sound of the plastic box says otherwise; his greed says otherwise.
They’ll be other times where he can be respectful later ! ]

[ Not even taking off a glove, he stuffed a piece in his mouth, showing visible relief . ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Morgue0ffic3r [ Eyeing. ]

.. You mind if I borrowed some if you ever do?💧

[ He’s trying SO hard not to imply that he just outright wants more. ]

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

@Maddi_Patty_ // I’ve always known he was a ladies man deep down🙏no wonder he’s so queer LMAO

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// Patty’s swarming the fat boy.. #noticing

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// also listen to Ween
please ok

[The “𝐅𝐚𝐭“ Thief @illWittedPity]

// mun confession post but. I honestly appreciate seeing how much traction this acc & verse has gotten so far
i’m happy to see people enjoying FT as much as I have:)) given I’ve loved him since I’ve been a fan of SP lmao🫶send every bit of loving to his direction maybe