ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor)

🩺 Patricia "Patty" Azure
she/her | forensic pathologist | future cop apparently

#spookymonth #parodytwt

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

"Try not to be stupid. I have enough paperwork to deal with."

[Patty joins the parody accounts]

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

I got a pack of Kool 100 shorts, and a bottle of green apple Angry Orchard.

Lila WILL be hearing from me tonight

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@g0rechard I diagnose him with... Fat Ass Syndrome... It's...
*Looks away, not having the heart to tell you*

It's fatal...

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@illWittedPity Time to whip out the grill and have a night time block party.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@illWittedPity // I am... Good at debating and degrading.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

Mayor Evermore, I wish you the very best in your campaign.

I also wish you the very best of luck explaining why you built a faulty casino instead of a school, cutted corners in public safety agencies, and tried to sell the entire town to the electorate.

You will need it. ❤️

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore #Evermore4Mayor @MayorNEvermore]

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛,

𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙴𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕'𝚜 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜,

𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚊𝚠 𝙴𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝!

𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Gloobee0742 I can't wait for the day your parents cut you off.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

I'm eating cold Alfredo noodles without the chicken because my power is fuccckedddd, anyway, how is everyone?

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Gloobee0742 I'm more mature to know I shouldn't fight with a child.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

#pattyformayor

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@thinthief7 I got kool 100 longs and a twelve pack of green apple angry orchard

[☁️☀️🎀 @clown_kisser]

Wrong door !!

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@woodwitch66 I was on the clock, I apologize Miss Aspen...

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Morgue0ffic3r @PatriciaA085373 // Oh my god, I forgot about her... Btw, her name means yellow in french, I think that's cool.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@PatriciaA085373 // Uuuuughhhh.... Urmmm... The homeless guys.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@UGNo1star Please don't make me go against you Mettaton, please...

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@thinthief7 // Gawd dayum

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Ignaciosfire yay

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

I am DELIGHTED to hear that Mayor Evermore is promising better healthcare!

As a mortician, I would love to know what this entails. More medical staff? Better facilities? Increased funding?

Or are we simply prescribing the town a healthy dose of campaign promises again?

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore #Evermore4Mayor @MayorNEvermore]

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖, 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎.

𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Gloobee0742 Hey- Woah- True, but use kinder words next time, okay?

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

Hey, I love this guy. He's so cool.

[𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓷 @UGNo1star]

@MayorNEvermore First of all: I’m a ghost in a robot’s body thank you very much.

Second: everyone loves me!!!

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

@Gloobee0742 I would say that I was gonna call your mother but honestly... I don't think she would do shit.

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ (#pattyformayor) @Maddi_Patty_]

Forgot my lunch, my chicken Alfredo noooooo