LilRedRiding

I’m barely making it…

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I just saw where a woman opened an ad for,
“Wealthy Men Only
Don’t want to work just travel. Call me if this is you.”

I was like yes!!!!!
But then she was murdered, so there’s that.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I have a work ethic because it’s the only place I feel appreciated and loved Work.
My personal life is empty. The only thing I have is work.
If I’m not the best.

I’m nothing again.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

Nothing like having 7 managers managing me but when there’s a problem….. crickets.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

Me, sending tweets during sports.

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Flatline… (think of the dots in Law and order opening, sun dum dum)

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

Why I Bitch
It is really seldom that I bitch but when I do, it’s because I’m disappointed in myself and I need to talk (bitch/yell) through it and how to figure out what I’ve done wrong what I can do better and how to make a better.

I really need a therapist is what I hear.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

@smokeyrobinson Thank you for Hitsville! What a magical era. The music that brought the world together! 🙏

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

My life is so boring.

And…

Nope. Still boring.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I can go ahead and say if there’s no Olivia there’s No @NBCSVU_fans

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I wish I was in my 20s again.
Not committed to anything but my self and my happiness.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

How do you know when it’s time to move out or not. Commitment fucking sucks!

[Nope. @Miz_Mental_Case]

I guess your subtweets aren’t even to me.

Duly noted.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

Living and dining at the coast! Nothing better!!

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

So I asked why my boyfriend friend loves me…..

Response: you’re bubbly.

WTF! Like Mr. Bubbles

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

When you think you have a boyfriend, but it’s just a really long one nite stand.

[Babygirl💕 @Ejiroogh]

Anybody that forgives you for cheating is also cheating

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I found a way to make some money #ThingsNotToTalkAboutAtWork

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I need a new hobby besides drinking.

Any suggestions?

Maybe something I can do while I drink?

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

I am lost with no compass. Do Not Bring Help.

[LilRedRiding @illzme]

Who the hell makes soup in 114 degree heat?!?!? Not this mad hot bitch.

Give me vodka popsicles!! Mmmmmmm
🙌🙌