Ilona

Welcome to my life in 280 characters or less. #funny #girl #sydney #sugarbaby #sendmemoney

[Ilona @ilonaess]

Guys am I supporting a small Indian business by buying a bag inspired by Indian tradition or am I culturally appropriating???? I NEED this bag 😭😭😭

[Ilona @ilonaess]

At the W Clash Celebrity Cricket game and if someone doesn’t get me one of those pink Westpac hats, I’m going to cryyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭

[Ilona @ilonaess]

Wasn’t even my first acc 🥲! #MyXAnniversary

[Ilona @ilonaess]

CURRENTLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT IN THE DINING ROOM OF A COUNTRY CLUB BECAUSE MY MEL SURPRISED ME WITH THIS GIFT 😭😭😭

[Ilona @ilonaess]

I am so heartbroken, I lost my favourite ring (and purchase on my entire trip)…on the day I arrived back in Sydney 😭 #Assyrian

[Ilona @ilonaess]

😭😭😭😭🪦

[Ilona @ilonaess]

I never believe I’m going overseas until I arrive 🥹

[Ilona @ilonaess]

Nothing troubles me more than people who buy tea from the cafe downstairs when they can make tea in our kitchens on every floor of the office for free or bring tea bags from home. How much are people paying for tea these days???

[Ilona @ilonaess]

It’s the way my cousin shrieks “you look so good” every time we’re heading out like she doesn’t know who she’s going out with??????

[Ilona @ilonaess]

When you’re planning a trip and your mate says “I love having a type A friend”, just know that’s code for “you do everything and I pull up” 😆😆😆😆

[Ilona @ilonaess]

@xSandrosHD Book that flight Sandros 😭

[Ilona @ilonaess]

This but in Croatia 🥰

[Erick Khan @ErickKhan_]

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN damn I thought they put you both on Love Island for a sec

[Ilona @ilonaess]

🥹🥹🥹

[Ilona @ilonaess]

@Steven09348734 @srualeshoffman @QuantumAlteredX Yes

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

When the cows become loyal jazz fans! Who said only humans can groove? 😄🎷🐮

[Brian Brian @BrianBrian72966]

@WorldDarkWeb Equal rights, equal lefts.

[Ilona @ilonaess]

I’m officially done with NSW police. I’ve called them three times in my life and all times they’ve advised me there’s nothing they can do…even though I’ve advised them on 2/3 occasions of illegal behaviour. I literally don’t feel safe.

[Ilona @ilonaess]

I’ll never forget that when I asked my mum for Everlast as an early teenager, she told me she refused to spend money on it because it looked so cheap and I was so upset because everyone was wearing it and now here we are… it’s stocked in KMART M8!!!

[Ilona @ilonaess]

I just deleted all my notifications… RIP

[Ilona @ilonaess]

That was the last time I let people create and control a dating app on my behalf, I think half of Orange hates me 😆