Matt Norton

My stupid opinions are my own :)

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@BBCNews lol love how the BBC are essentially talking about themselves in the third person.

Matt is off to have breakfast!

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@Coles question : who eats the stuffing in a roast chook? If you removed it, you’d be able to sell the chooks as gluten free and gain a bunch more customers, right? Is stuffing that popular like… I chook it out, pun fully intended.

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@hazandstuff Honestly it’s the best. Be selfish. It’s your you time. You’ll also be inherently vulnerable and the world will provide you with opportunities to connect with strangers.

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Hey @Ausgrid what’s the dealio with the outage NECF89314 tomorrow? Planning whether to get into the office or WFH cheeeeeers love Matt

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@newscomauHQ Magestic

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@9NewsSyd ALSO: ICE CREAM MAKER

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@9NewsSyd When you announce a product recall like click bait you’re not doing your job right.

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@newscomauHQ So an average Godfrey’s store runs on less than 4 employees? Offt

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@hazandstuff Love that Revolut has picked up on the financial hardship in this post

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@joelycett @BBC There has been and only ever will be one Sharp and that is @patsharp . He’s a whole lot of fun and has prizes to be won.

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@joelycett Mummy of the day. Phwoah yeah.

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@macleanbrendan Spam face down

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@CommBank My tax agent all like hey boo you’ve been quiet. Mummas here with deductions. What do you mean I can’t claim my dog? #taxtime

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@TamePunk Oooo do you think she means his flight is disco themed? I mean it IS Japan.

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@SkyNewsAust Lol. Like. Wait. So. What he’s saying is. We should be scared of a government that engages with …. us?

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@Janabean_78 Todays one my second guess is legit what you call everyone. P——

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@Janabean_78 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜
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Fkn Americana at this point.

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@TimJDillon think when Rosanne went off the air the sales of telephones with abnormally long cords took a dive?

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Front row @timjdillon AKA the splash zone.