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Hi, how are you. Me I'm fine.

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

@VivekGRamaswamy But, Is is not true? Feel free to rap your reply back to me

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New wiggle just dropped

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Feliz Dia de Portugal, de Camões e das Comunidades Portuguesas! 🇵🇹❤️

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

Dunno about you other cis het white guys in Auckland, but I heard a crap load of women speak today. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LetWomanSpeak

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Tonight will be the first #motd that I’ve missed (both on #bbc and #ITV ) since 1996. I hope those cancel culture warriors will join me.

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

@GaryLineker and @IanWright0 (and anyone else boycotting) should live tweet their own #MOTD this evening.

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@LauraineJacobs London says hi

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First guitar lesson in 20 years. Loved it.

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

@colleen_eileen I’ve always wondered why it wasn’t called “Alvin and the other chipmunks”

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@rosered_nz @HdizzyDizzle We love it. It means we stole a customer

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@notionalflit @Julie_nzkiwi I figured if we’re going all ethno-nationalist with things, I’d highlight the nation that Julie is associating her language with. But yes originally Latin.

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@PronouncedHare They’re literally saying they’re going to address it later

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@PronouncedHare

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@grizeldasma @TheSpinoffTV You’re correct - the $23k I saw was for@international students. The ‘donation’ is $1600. But the point stands if we all agree education is so important, then why are there any barriers at all?

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

Did…..Chris Morris do this?

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Project Veritas is claiming that James O'Keefe "blew their money on his musical theater dreams"? That can't possibly be true. This was worth every penny they spent.

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

@PouTepou He’s also really mad because he missed the email about the cake for Brenda’s birthday

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When I asked my parents if they’d like to go for a coffee and maybe take the kids, I didn’t mean buy a coffee for my ten year old.

[Alfalfa male 🥝 @ilovecress]

If you’re incredulous at people complaining at the school closures, then ask yourself if you’re picturing Remuera stepford wives, or you’re picturing retail workers, bus drivers and healthcare workers wondering how they’re going to manage this week.