Prunella de Vil

the only John Wayne left in this town

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This Toyota Corolla is a family heirloom

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Researching how to cut all my hair off without losing any length

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Okay so I’m finally watching the last season of You. Why did Joe have to cut open his arm and hide the key inside it when he could have like put it up his ass? Or maybe even just like a hidden pocket?

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I’m writing such sad fucking songs in my apartment that I won’t even turn my amp on because I don’t want to subject the neighbors to it

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Just saw a guy with a shirt that said “take it easy on me, my wife is pregnant” and now I need one

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I don’t care about cryptids at all even a little bit and my brain goes on airplane mode whenever someone talks about like mothman

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And Just Like That had the opportunity to do something fun with an otherwise boring character for once (extramarital affair) and instead they killed her father

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If putting silicone back into my hair routine doesn’t cure me I’m gonna have to cut it all off for real this time

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I desperately need to move into a building that is brand spanking new with an EXHAUST FAN in the bathroom and central air conditioning and keep the place dusted spotless every day and never own any antique furniture items again so that I never have to deal with mold ever again

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The air in my apartment feels like that of an indoor pool room

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I feel like I need not a therapist but more of a trusted advisor to help me navigate cutting people out of my life lol

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Signing off all my business emails with “Love,”

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That fourth day of your period always comes back with a vengeance

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Gentle trumpets in indie rock music is one of my pet peeves. Sorry if I’ve already tweeted this

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Everything is gonna be okay because the old boss who wants to rehire me is an Aquarius

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Is it too much to ask for them to dim the lights in the grocery store when I need to walk in and find something to eat after crying during an anxiety attack partially caused by the fact that I’m hungry

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Sometimes I want to hold grudges against people and then my adderall kicks in and I start replying to their instagram stories

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This song I wrote is so good I’m scared I’m gonna realize I actually stole it

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Realizing I’m probably autistic but I’m not gonna worry too much about it because I’m also arrogant. I believe my way of engaging with the world is the correct way. If someone finds my communication style challenging, I hope they use it as an opportunity to self-reflect and grow

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I hate festivals and parades and any event where crowds of people move slowly and aimlessly through a city street