Teagan Maddeson

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@NBA @BaronDavis @JZFish @MichelobULTRA I have been obsessed with you for a long time, my brother is also a bit proud.

@g220omaha

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@elonmusk Behind every guy is a pair of strong and lasting hands.

@ushkibebeh

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@elonmusk Youtube really broke its own legs when it introduced a 10-hour video. Just thank yourself that you didn't take it as homework.

[rosnah @rosnahSVW]

@elonmusk Whenever you have to fart or pee every day, are you ready to tell the people around you?

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@elonmusk Youtube really broke its own legs when it introduced a 10-hour video. Just thank yourself that you didn't take it as homework.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I wonder what would have happened in 2009 if the Fed had raised rates instead of lowering them 🤔

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@KreekCraft The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@Alexxxdalzielll

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@bod_republic Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

[milena alexia neves @neves_mimi]

@ANAMARIABRAGA Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory.

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@ANAMARIABRAGA Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death!

@madmamabigtime

[Ana Maria Braga @ANAMARIABRAGA]

Vocês aguentariam uma prova de resistência? Eu fico pensando no xixi. 😬 #bbb23

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@physorg_com @USC @PNASNews My role is very interesting, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is laziness.

@alanicev

[Josh @Womanlickerrr]

@willowdapilloww Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@willowdapilloww Whenever you have to fart or pee every day, are you ready to tell the people around you?

[Willow 🩷 @gxw1ll]

STOLEN) SFW ONLY PLEASE

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@LinkTijger Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@bod_republic Now you just want to scold me, that means you don't understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

[Teagan Maddeson @ilovedove]

@YoSoyAntrax @larissacuellarr Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but just using it is not enough.

[Antrax 𓆰𓆪 @YoSoyAntrax]

Sin que me lo pidas me porto bonito 😌 @larissacuellarr