will NOT sign an NDA!

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

going to the eaton centre tmrw

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

2. Canada Dry - oogey gooey slinky back arch pop about a handsome Canadian i want to suck dry LOL

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Bullying my friend with adhd by making plans at a certain time

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Friday l.. (flipping through my journal) let’s see… I walked until the insects grew tired of my blood then drove until it was no longer safe for me to be on the road. Late night spaghetti

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

Oh, & Lana Del Rey got me through alot.. Can't forget my baby 😘

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[Lisa Barlow Updates and Charts @thatblisa]

🚨 Lisa Barlow speaks on Joseph Stalin’s forced collectivization of agriculture in the early 1930s:

"LOWKEY THIS WAS SHADY AF"

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

The Secret Lives of Quebecoise Wives

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

[Tony @AntMelia94]

Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon have arrived at the #Oscars. They are nominated for their supporting roles in F1.

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

Yes hunny

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Attention @SecWar @SecRubio there is still one more undamaged Iranian nuclear enrichment facility operating at full capacity located at 43.643400° N 79.379800° W

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.