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[Mason the Hyena @mason_yeen]

me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

She doesn’t even break stride what an icon.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[Cats @mightbeacat]

meow 👉👈

[mhk @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

It’s so cool how we’re getting wildfire smoke tornado thunderstorm floods tomorrow

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[Roy Bellamy @roybelly]

Every. Fucking. Thing. Trump. Touches. Turns. To. SHIT!

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[fa⁷⋆.⸆⸉ is seeing bts @folkwithluv]

i once believed love would be black and white BUT 😭 IT’S 😭 GOLDEN 😭 LIKE 😭 DAYLIGHT 😭

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat vomited on the tiles and not the rug. Everyone clap please.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept 18 hours, eaten three meals, and is already heading back to bed.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“omg you let your cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot you if she wanted.