clairoluvr222

[redacted @aquariusdays]

wow I smell like cigarettes. it couldn’t possibly have been all the cigarettes

[clairoluvr222 @ilovegrimaldi]

First conflict discussion with bestie went swimmingly and instilled incredible faith that we will dominate moving across the country together #YAY #communication

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[bling @blingdivinity]

learned the hard way six drinks deep among strangers that ‘retard’ in fact is NOT back

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

just a few more sentences then i have to go

[clairoluvr222 @ilovegrimaldi]

In my room in my house. Sunny. Roommate downstairs playing Mazzy Star. Roommate upstairs answered the phone by saying, “Bitch, RAWR!” I hear this all because my door is open and my windows are open because I feel safe and wanted and un judged in my life. Thank you life.

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Home schooling your kids is fucked up. What will they do when they encounter “smells like up dog in here” for the first time at 24? They won’t have the psychological immunities built up to defend themselves. They’ll be killed on the spot.

[John Lion @1OOOOOOOOOlions]

You don't want to see the person I'd become if deprived of milk

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i had to get my brain ampuateted because i was too stupid

[tex @texmeplease]

when my upstairs neighbor died he went to hell i saw him pass through my apartment

[clairoluvr222 @ilovegrimaldi]

this is how i expect people to talk to me now post roofie because i am actually so stupid still but i’m still hot so

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Young Lady your Alcohol Related Brain Damage is Hot as Helllllllll

[pile of ash @thrulls]

It will be ok. Just post a picture of a family guy character hurting themself and move on.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Lacing a blunt with sand

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i grew up on a farm i was one of the crops they were growing

[clairoluvr222 @ilovegrimaldi]

my smoke shop stocks my brand of stoges just for me and today bestie went to get our packs on his break and the owner said ☺️☺️☺️She’s working with you today!!! Tell her hi!!!! 🥰 so sweet

[FEARfeb @giasfelfeb]

“hi jk” well fuck you too alphabet