iloveham55

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*The sun is beating down and it’s 82 degrees Fahrenheit outside*

*wears pants and a t shirt with no jacket*

Vienes muy fresquita hoy!!!!

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I have the apartment alone for the first time in a long time and I’m literally blasting this deranged man from my town’s audio messages bc they are the funniest thing to have ever existed but my roommates don’t think it’s funny anymore 😈😈👿👿😈😈

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Any of y’all get the worst combination of genes from each side of your family?

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Randos saying “Spain better than USA” to me to offend me and I’m like ??? Sí claro, por eso estoy aquí

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@GraffitiRadical

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Once C once D once C once D

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If I say freshly hunted rabbit one more time my roommate is gonna murder me

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Dueling sigma male tiktok inspired barber shops

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When my students complain about my kickball rules bc “that’s not how they play in their village” but they live in a country with no baseball

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Que falso tío voice

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The fact that spanish nationalists will name drop Columbus before anyone who is actually spanish to try to prove a point lmaoooo

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At least when I tell them don’t speak to me in English the simps shut up

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When you’re roasting them and they think it’s banter lmao

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Cannot have mid length hair without looking like a southern Baptist preachers wife ughhh

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Spanish girl boss feminism stops at waiting patiently for a bathroom without trying to rip the door handle off and complaining so loudly when the person finally leaves the bathroom

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@TomSexton https://t.co/wQHdMRja2n

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@TomSexton You forgot the repackaged gummies from a wholesaler with 7 shell companies who is a PPP loan scammer, and who was sued by the CA Attorney General’s office for having lead and arsenic in their products

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@hoop3r HahHa don’t say that I could talk to you for hours about it

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Hyper masc twinks exist… Iived to tell the tale