nora baby🙂‍↔️

maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day! 🤍

[bdm @Blackdotmandy]

If you buy that Tyla’s ticket, I put it to you that you’re a big fool.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

You people were signing petitions to stop a Nigerian from having her art exhibition in Lagos. Now, a girl from a xenophobic country who has never spoken up for victims of xenophobia is coming to lagos and y’all are gagging on her dick.

Shame on all of you🖐🏾.

[BODE @n0thimagain]

this july man, i no even understand how i take survive am

i broke gan ehn

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Nigerians are so deeply fascinating. What do you mean you borrowed money from a loan app and then deleted the app from your phone?? What exactly was that supposed to do?

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

Evil eyes ke ?

The groom’s eyes sef is enough

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

If the algorithm shows you this, you are due for a big win.

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

only man i’m marrying is one who never had to be blocked

[💗 @ma1ybe]

They're...balloons..? Y'all just hate women!

[BODE @neverelent]

if i like you, i want you to taste my food but don't make it a habit of asking me to always cook.

that's when i'll break plate on your head

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

una don start again "August smells like money", na the same thing una talk for July and shishi person no see

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises & people

[mayank @maynkydvv]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

Finally tried matcha today. It’s not as bad as you guys make it out to be. It’s worse.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

You are a pedophile and you should be in freaking jail.

[Ireoluwa🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @swhat03]

If you're born and raised in Lagos you might not realized how damaged of a person you are until you visit another state. Today, I rushed to enter an empty Keke in Ibadan that was still moving and the driver ask me if I'm okay💔

[ajay @1meajay]

make i use this one console myself for all the financial mistakes wey i don make this week

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

that feeling when you’re still celebrating a win and God surprises you with another one.

[uBhuti Ultra loka 3:45|10:09🫵 @AbdulKuhle]

📍.

[BODE @neverelent]

You see that WhatsApp thing wey I go view status and emoji go dey pop up when I try to go next and e no go go, e dey rage bait me gan.

E fit make me mute you.