J Clary: Yesferatu

First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

I'm basically done with this account. I gotta stay on for managing some work stuff, but I'm over on the sky is blue version now. Or, you can just write your witty comments and slip them under my office door.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Wanna see something cool?

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GamecockFB I'm not crying, you're crying.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GamecockFB Ws are nice, for sure, but a coach who can build a culture like this is immeasurable.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@ALostrich As a South Carolina fan, I am seriously looking forward to Monday. Or Tuesday. Just, take your time to make it as glorious as it needs to be. Thank you for your service.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GrammarPurist @acpress @collegemedia I think if I start looking now, I can find a place to serve us hurricanes in D.C.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GrammarPurist @acpress @collegemedia I hope you were extra careful in the restroom.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@ALostrich RETURN OF VANDEBOT.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@ask_aubry Grimace-ass kitchen.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

Real recognize real.

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Quick report on my way to Ashville to join @WCKitchen teams, from a @WaffleHouse in Abingdon, picking up sandwiches for any hungry first responder I may find in the way! Proud of the teams responding in many states from Florida to North Carolina plus our response in Acapulco..🫶🏻

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@ask_aubry I am almost as mad about the raisins as I am about the low-fat sour cream.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@ask_aubry What part of him are they not looking at?

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GrammarPurist That brain worm starved to death in there.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GrammarPurist Orange wave!

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@GrammarPurist I can't express how insane I think the people would turn out to vote here.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

And that was all I could tolerate. Goodnight.

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

I mean this in the kindest way possible but this debate should be held in a Cracker Barrel.

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

“They wrote me off, I ain’t write back though”

[J Clary: Yesferatu @iloveredrobot]

@dieworkwear This deserves an entire semester devoted to "How to wear chelsea boots."