wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼

I HATE WHEN GIRLS DIE

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

reading chobits

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

i knew lindsay clancy didn't murder her kids and didn't try to off herself when i saw that the husband immediately remarried. but then learning that not even his own mother went to his second marriage, yet his mom stands on trial as a witness on behalf of lindsay and her kids

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

my ex's new little gf keeps mad dogging me in our shared class and it confuses me bcoz i would kiss her over him, any day. i would choose female friendship over a relationship with a guy

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

no one:

that one gay friend you can't ignore: hey do you wanna read my 8 page paper about deltarune

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

being an english major who used to write fanfiction for the love of the game is awesome. i forgot i had an 8 page paper due last night, and i cooked it up in 2 hours. MLA formate with cited sources. i am truly that guy

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

and on top of that, he had a 200k annual salary working for his wife's family business. so in his head, divorcing ashley would've meant losing his job. which is another motive to kill her. he pleads not guilty today.

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

and now ashley is dead because her husband thought he could get away with framing her homicide as an intrusion into their home. he thought he could live a happy life with full custody of his daughters and make his mistress their new mom. sick in the head

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

but alas the mistress is not perfect, she denied the wife the truth. when the wife, ashley, found out her husband was cheating on her, she asked the mistress to meet for coffee to discuss things. it's very sad that the mistress didn't give ashley the closure she was looking for

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

but alas the mistress is not perfect, she denied the wife the truth. when the wife, ashley, found out her husband was cheating on her, she asked the mistress to meet for coffee to discuss things. it's very sad that the mistress didn't give ashley the closure she was looking for

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

when the mistress read out her own text message to him along the lines of "you took my virginity, are you happy you got everything you wanted", it made me realize how much of a power dynamic caleb had on her

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

the caleb flynn trial is insane and the fact that he met his mistress at his own church leadership, and that she was a Virgin, makes the case entirely different. now this is a case where a man killed his wife for a mistress that he groomed into being in a relationship with

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

the caleb flynn trial is insane and the fact that he met his mistress at his own church leadership, and that she was a Virgin, makes the case entirely different. now this is a case where a man killed his wife for a mistress that he groomed into being in a relationship with

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

rip to any girl who asks me if i have a pad and i hand them the 5 layer thick, Ultra Supreme Giant Humongous Big Pussy Queen Slay Girl Boss Bitch pad

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

holy effing moly i need the toriel headband and the napsteblook bath rug what the heck is going onnnnnnnn im so dizzy i #needthat #wifedat

[Fangamer @Fangamer]

A closer look at the Toriel Spa headband, new in our official UNDERTALE collection.

Preorders are open now: https://t.co/jXPocF1B87

[Betako 🇨🇱 @Kristophwhy]

Heartwarming, utdr fans will finally shower 🥹

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

thank god for pepper spray for scaring him away but i need a taser or a gun bcoz the economy is getting worse and people are having no real motives to stay alive anymore. people are more willing than ever to ruin their life's by killing someone in anger

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

having a rosary in your car to placebo effect your brain into thinking you're a good person who's worthy of heaven, is not gonna work. very lol

very not surprised that is was a man. not all men, but always a man.

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

yesterday an ugly small man in a giant f150 truck tried to get out of his car and fight me, and he had a rosary on his rear view mirror like oh yeah getting out of your car and fighting women in your pathetic road road is soooo jesus christ! it's so religious of u!

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

yesterday an ugly small man in a giant f150 truck tried to get out of his car and fight me, and he had a rosary on his rear view mirror like oh yeah getting out of your car and fighting women in your pathetic road road is soooo jesus christ! it's so religious of u!

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

i love deltarune so fawken much don't ever say you like me or want to be with me if you can't even get yourself into deltarune... me and deltarune and sonic and steven universe are a package deal

[ハオルチア🌿 @haorururu]

Decora Ironmouse 😈🩷

#Fortnite #Ironmouse #DecoraIronmouse

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

last night i was out w a girl friend and this guy came up to her, got in her face, and with hot breath told her that she had nice toes and that he wanted to suck on her toes 😭😭😭😭😭 i could not fucken believe i ran into a foot freak irl

[wren ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @ilovesoftie]

the way i always reference this scene

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

ratatouille trying the cheese then the strawberry then both of them together