Aisha🎀

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

😊📲

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[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

😊📲

https://t.co/bVzZKytLDR

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

Nothing extraordinary happened today, but it was peaceful, productive, and exactly the kind of day I appreciate the most lately. 😌

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I made eye contact with a dog. We both won.

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

Nothing extraordinary happened today, but it was peaceful, productive, and exactly the kind of day I appreciate the most lately. 😌

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I tried to make a slick, smooth entrance into a coffee shop today by pushing the door with one hand. It was a pull door. My hand slipped, my forehead smacked the glass, and I somehow hit the handicap auto-open button with my knee. The doors swung open to reveal me lying on

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

Ending the night feeling thankful and ready for tomorrow. 😊

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I said no to things that didn't deserve my time. Felt good.

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

casually leaning against a doorframe to look cool while talking to a coworker. I completely missed the frame, fell sideways into a supply closet, and triggered a mop-avalanche. I just lay there under three buckets and asked, "So, as I was saying about Q3 targets?"

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I was at the gym today and tried to casually lean against a pillar to look cool while catching my breath. It wasn't a pillar. It was a giant rolled-up yoga mat standing on end. I went down instantly, taking a rack of medicine balls with me. I just laid there and accepted my fate

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I tried to do a cool, casual head-nod to someone walking by, but my neck popped so loudly it sounded like a dry twig snapping. The stranger stopped in sheer horror, held out his hands, and gently asked, "Do you need me to call an ambulance?" I had to pretend I was fine

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I tried to throw a smooth peace sign to a neighbor driving past today. My brain glitched mid-motion, and I ended up giving them a aggressive, full-arm salute like a sea captain in a storm. They slowly backed their car into their own driveway and just stayed inside.

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

استأديته توشا بشيوعته ولنرشدنهم

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I tried to make a dramatic exit from a heated argument today, but the door was a heavy sliding barn-door style. I grabbed the handle and shoved forward with all my weight. I just aggressively body-slammed a wall while my opponent stood there in total, silent awe

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I tried to make a slick, smooth entrance into a coffee shop today by pushing the door with one hand. It was a pull door. My hand slipped, my forehead smacked the glass, and I somehow hit the handicap auto-open button with my knee. The doors swung open to reveal me lying on

[Aisha🎀 @ilsabeb]

I was at the gym today and tried to casually lean against a pillar to look cool while catching my breath. It wasn't a pillar. It was a giant rolled-up yoga mat standing on end. I went down instantly, taking a rack of medicine balls with me. I just laid there and accepted my fate