ily a milly

she/her ~ sure, u may b verfified on twitter, but r u verfifed in the eyes of god

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

I need close captions when talking to my dad on the phone. Why does this man talk so far away???

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

@MaggieLindemann Add a little sweet cream on top 🤭

[Ulta Beauty @ultabeauty]

You know what sale hasn’t been cancelled? Our Black Friday sale. @Ticketmaster

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

To all my girlies, lie in my honor

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

Stuart straight up stole a family from orphans….

[Brady @bradywontmiss]

Straight hands, who’s winning?

Stuart little or Remy from ratatouille?

[Brady @bradywontmiss]

Straight hands, who’s winning?

Stuart little or Remy from ratatouille?

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

DWD spoilers w/o context #DontWorryDarlingSpoilers #DontWorryDarling

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think jesus could run the mile in under 7 minutes

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

She wants to be a rich bitch so bad but she can’t even pronounce Moschino. She is me.

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

meaning behind every track of "folklore" by taylor swift; a thread

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

“ASAP Rocky and Rihanna broke up now it’s my turn with her fr”

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

"Overthinkers", open this:

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Britney pregnant, JLO and Ben engaged again, all the cute boys are wearing baggy clothes. The mid 2000s are back baby!

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

Just thinking about how one of Celine Dion’s greatest hits was written for a movie about an orphan mouse

[trish @ultragloss]

happy international women’s day to the best woman i know. me

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

my friends when i can’t do basic math

[Jacket @jacketlunch]

I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE TYPING THOSE WORDLE GRIDS YOURSELVES

[ily a milly @ilsalcido]

@Brrrniebecold Sorry that some of us live in the moment

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though