Ilse

[lemon queen 🍋 @signspointojess]

Be so kind that when others demean you, it reflects poorly on them.

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Geese are such gangsters

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Why did I just cry over a teenager losing his wrestling match…. I don’t even know him 🙄

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

PISCES 🫶🏽

[Brittany Moore (she/her) @bmoore987]

👀👀

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@signspointojess Can confirm.

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Just realizing I haven’t worn makeup in months 😮

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

That 70s show but they are in their 30’s with kids 🥹 my heart

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Finally whipping out the running stroller 🥲

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@CaraAnselmo They were not as amused as I was 😆

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@CaraAnselmo The babies 🦁🐱🐱♥️

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@CaraAnselmo @openspiritgrl I’ve always thought coffee/tea is like a hug for your soul 💗

[Miss Kris. Most days. Whether I like it or not. @aWeeG3]

@jtrebach We had a foreign exchange student from Spain, in my high school. A bunch of students were angry he had to take Spanish class- THAT AIN'T FAIR! Why does he get to take Spanish for?

Spanish teacher: Same reason you have to take English class...which you're failing, btw

🤣😋

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@QueenLaLathe1st I need one 👀

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

@QueenLaLathe1st Bahah you can totally take her! I just can’t decide if it’s more embarrassing that I noticed or that I’m her muse 😂🤣

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

When the girl who has been copying you for the last year steals your exact outfit and pose on Instagram. 🥴🥴 all she’s missing is my baby

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Nostalgia is hitting hard this fall 🍁🫶

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Good thing it’s harder to cry when you’re almost passing out 🙃

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Leave it to me to hyperventilate and almost cry on my second workout back postpartum.

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Contact naps and seeing my baby smile in his sleep are my favorite things 🥰

[Ilse @ilspressobean]

Can a person die of no sleep?