eel

choking on the splinters!!

[eel @iltmmb]

i am microdosing on sleep . god i love dark abandoned alleys

[eel @iltmmb]

@snoopysathena @halointheriver twin unfortunately 😓🤝

[eel @iltmmb]

@snoopysathena @halointheriver my mom keeps saying this to me too....

[eel @iltmmb]

one day you go visit your hometown and suddenly everyone you love is really into televised sports. this is deeply troubling since you specifically befriended theater nerds and gay humanities majors to avoid this outcome. even worse, beer tastes kinda good now. #adulting

[eel @iltmmb]

@hodakotb is way more beautiful and talented than this i love u hoda

[eel @iltmmb]

they’re using ai hoda kotb from the today show to endorse eating straight baking soda 💔💔

[eel @iltmmb]

@FellaNamedRed Hint of mac from iasip in there

[eel @iltmmb]

@gakukaigooner they’ll have to pry my eyeball drink out of my cold dead hands

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

upstairs neighbour dropped something very small like a pea or screw

[venus🪽 @venuswtf_]

hrt that makes you look like this

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Nathan Fielder's work on his show 'The Rehearsal' just helped the Senate pass a bill addressing issues surrounding pilots' mental health, including more funding for aeromedical examiners and increasing mental health training.

The bipartisan John A. Hauser Mental Health in Aviation Act was introduced by Democratic Sen. Tammy Duckworth.

[eel @iltmmb]

@tonystatovci

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

i just think it’s perfect

[Gaplina & Ovelette @GaplinaComix]

Day at the Park

[images @huggysqueezejoy]

Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object

[w @playtherivoli]

I've been saying "what that means" on like a once every few months basis for the past decade and no one ever knows I'm referencing this

[Thumbtack @BenboQuest]

aw hell nah they got Peanut Butter Gamer

[Trevor Official @TrevorOfficialR]

Yosemite Sam fucked Elmer Fudd and made him give birth to two bugs bunnies out his ass.

[eel @iltmmb]

@FortuneBlu Found the full pack and it is so funny there is genuinely one with a lady on it

[Letícia @tuesdaywood]

the wizard of loneliness