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[s. @iluilyy]

😭

[ten @10neuh]

u could be having the worst day of ur life and someone that never checks on u will hit u up to talk about themselves

[theo ꩜ 🐝 @earthtotheo1]

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

Bad day to be an opp

[chloé 🌟 @cinemakiwis]

being blocked by a man will never not be funny

[s. @iluilyy]

i’m over caffeinated asf today

[Baby Tay @sexyandsadity]

i like to control my niggas so if you got a mind of ur own don’t even try it

[B ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ @aurorasiridence]

I don’t even do the playful, mean flirting shit. The “roasting”, passive aggressive humor. The jokes laced with cruelty & a little bit of truth behind them. I will either be treated with absolute kindness & softness or we just won’t be together.

[latke @latkedelrey]

literally not even as a joke. i do not like meanness

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[s. @iluilyy]

you’ll never catch me victimizing myself if i, in fact, was not the victim. we should all normalize embracing our evil tendencies instead of flipping it to make it someone else who was the problem idk

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[s. @iluilyy]

@jcqlntrj pls yesss when’s the first lesson ?!

[s. @iluilyy]

possible jaripeo in oct i need to learn how to dance ASAP

[s. @iluilyy]

dancing huapango w my pillow everyday till then

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

calling out of work and saying it’s cuz i have an appointment. a hair appointment

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[s. @iluilyy]

i cannot stand the look of lust in a man’s eyes literally pisses me off so bad LMFAOOOO i can’t watch love island no more